Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He
walks over and asks Paul what's wrong. "Well," replies Paul, "you know
that beautiful girl who I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every
time I saw her?" "Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh. "Well," says Paul,
straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and
she agreed." "That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"

"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried
I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to
my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show." "Sensible" says Jeff. "So I get
to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in
the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw." "And what happened then?" "I
kicked her in the face."

lmao thats great

lmao thats great

that ones really good.

that one is good, nice laugh