Topic: you know your a red neck if... | |
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thats crazy
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You think a turtleneck is key ingredient for soup.
You think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture. your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand. someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle. |
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A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvements.
You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back. You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65. |
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You go muddin in a Jeep or Truck, have a keg of Budweiser, and a bonfire for fun..... You would be quite surprised as to how fun that really is =) Why do you think, "I would be surprised?" |
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Your state's got a new law that says
when a couple get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister. |
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Edited by
Torgo70
on
Tue 08/17/10 10:53 AM
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Jack Daniels makes your list of most admired people.
your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan. Redman Chewing Tobacco sends you a Christmas card. you bought a VCR because wrestling comes on while you're at work. |
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You have a confederate flag on your front porch, in your truck, hanging on your house wall for decoration, and flying next to the American and State flag in your front yard all together......
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your dad walks you to school because you're in the same grade.
you view the next family reunion as a chance to meet girls. your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive. |
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You go muddin in a Jeep or Truck, have a keg of Budweiser, and a bonfire for fun..... You would be quite surprised as to how fun that really is =) Why do you think, "I would be surprised?" I was only saying for sake of the topic referring it to that only rednecks would do that sort of thing. |
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this is fun. i wish i could do it more often
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