Topic: Latex gloves
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Wed 08/11/10 06:01 PM
Next time you use a pair of latex gloves when you're painting or crafting, you're going to smile when you think of this:

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.

'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.

'No, I don't,' she replied.

'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank of latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.'

She didn't crack a smile.

But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.

'What's so funny?' he asked.

'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!'

(Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working.)


Be afraid of old ladies! Be very afraid! They have been there and done everything!



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Wed 08/11/10 06:06 PM



Meat Bag Factory!


Now Extra Phallic!





Now for the Five Shot model!

Naw, just kidding, these are the workers peeling the freshly made gloves from their hands!

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Wed 08/11/10 06:30 PM
laugh

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Thu 08/12/10 12:04 PM

Next time you use a pair of latex gloves when you're painting or crafting, you're going to smile when you think of this:

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.

'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.

'No, I don't,' she replied.

'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank of latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.'

She didn't crack a smile.

But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.

'What's so funny?' he asked.

'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!'

(Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working.)


Be afraid of old ladies! Be very afraid! They have been there and done everything!



Yes, be berry berry scared.....we are everywhere, which you also forgot to mention......waving :angel:

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Thu 08/12/10 12:38 PM
well I can't remember eveything slaphead

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Thu 08/12/10 12:40 PM
rofl rofl

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Fri 08/13/10 03:50 PM
Edited by Terri720 on Fri 08/13/10 03:50 PM




Meat Bag Factory!


Now Extra Phallic!





Now for the Five Shot model!

Naw, just kidding, these are the workers peeling the freshly made gloves from their hands!


LOL thanks for the laugh

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Mon 08/23/10 05:34 PM
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