Goodness...I think youve been meeting the wrong women.

Women = "Men have to accept us as we are..."

As a man, and that photo you posted of the huge hind end, are you saying you want her to change?? Isnt that a womans trait?

I'm going to go out on a limb here because, well, what the hell difference can it possibly make at this point?

(That's a rhetorical question, by the way. You don't have to answer that one. It won't be on the final.)

OK, here's the scenario. I read lots of women's profiles. I have to. That's where I get the material for OGP. And most of them say "I want to meet a guy who's intelligent" or something along those lines.

And most of the women I've been involved with have commented on my intellect, some of them almost non-stop. "Oh, you're the smartest person I've ever met!" they say with a tinge of admiration (or is that jealousy, or premeditated murder?) in their voices. Well, I don't know. Considering most of them have grown up in environments where a llama wearing a red hat would be considered a genius, I don't know how much stock to put in these assessments, but I guess they're still better than being married or having to eat broccoli.

I mean, OK, I'm pretty smart, as these things go, and if that makes me sound like an Arrogant Narcissistic Conceited jerk, well, I'm OK with that. I don't believe in false modesty, and I'm not entirely convinced that true modesty is such a great idea, either.

So, here's the problem -- once I get comfortable in the relationship (or as close to "comfortable" as I can let myself get, at this point), there's always this sudden change where she wants me to TURN MY BRAIN OFF AND BECOME A CARDBOARD CUTOUT OF WARD CLEAVER IN A BUSINESS SUIT.

In other words, she wants me to become the very opposite of the person she was originally attracted to in the first place.

What's wrong with this picture?

(Rhetorical again. Not on final.)

Now, maybe there is a woman out there who really does want an intelligent guy.

And maybe all of the profiles that say "Looks don't matter, it's what's on the inside that counts" are being totally honest, too....

And maybe Martians will visit us tonight and give us all Snickers bars.

I also know that anytime I post anything that calls people's behaviors into question, 500 of them will immediately say "I'm not like that!" -- which is a nice, knee-jerk, reflexive response.

I'm calling BS here.

THAT will be on the final.

Like attracts like. Be the person you want to attract in regards to character, personality and values.

If you want a happy, healthy, well adjusted, intelligent person than become that first. No, we are not all born with the same level of intelligence, but there are lots of ways to improve with what you were born with.

Disclaimer: This is NOT the same thing as being a phony or pretending to be someone you're not. I'm talking about traits like honesty, maturity, integrity, etc. Not pretending to like fishing if you don't. Hope that's clear.

Like attracts like. Be the person you want to attract in regards to character, personality and values.

If you want a happy, healthy, well adjusted, intelligent person than become that first. No, we are not all born with the same level of intelligence, but there are lots of ways to improve with what you were born with.

Disclaimer: This is NOT the same thing as being a phony or pretending to be someone you're not. I'm talking about traits like honesty, maturity, integrity, etc. Not pretending to like fishing if you don't. Hope that's clear.

You are right Lex. I want mine dumb and hot. Intelligence, complexity, depth, only get you so far in this world.

I mean I shoot for smart, but hot, and stupid is fine too...


It doesnt always have to be long term.

Exactly! I'd trade it all for a big fish I could hold up in front of a camera.

I understand. Just remember though "shirtless in the bathroom mirror on a cell cam" is free. Don't shoot for the stars, aim low and avoid disappointment.

Men = Control of territory

Women = Control of Environment


Men = Do not like change. We like things in their place just like a clockwork orange.

Women = Always seeking change and improvement.


Men = If change has to happen it needs to be planned then we go on to make it happen.

Women = Live for the moment and want change to occur when they want it with no planning at all and they like to make changes mid stream because they "Change their minds" constantly.

Men = Expected to be the sole financial support of the household.

Women = Want to be pampered and not have to do anything other than make big decisions and go shopping.

Men = Knuckle dragging Neanderthals.

Women = A goddess unfit for us Neanderthals.

Men = Drive whatever becasue who cares if a car is ugly, it still gets us from point A to point B.

Women = It has to be a Freaking HUGE boat of a vehicle becasue they can control it and they feel safe in a hulking brute of a vehicle.
(Likewise this goes hand in hand with why a lot of Women like horses so much, it is a big thing they can control.)

Men = Like to be in charge.

Women = Like to have control.

Men = Expected by women to meet their ideals of what a "real" man is supposed to be...



(Greek Gods)

Women = "Men have to accept us as we are..."



(OMG My God Damn eyes just melted and I can't see!)


So with this all I can say is it is a effuqued up game and men and women both SUCK! The game SUCKS! And people Swallow!




"hey come on guy... She left you so what? Dating isn't as hard for you as it is for me. I got really hairy legs and women don't like that. How do you think I feel. It isn't so bad... Move on... There are plenty of fish in Poseidon's ocean!"