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Fiddle Stix
Oh Shuggah I'll knock three kinds of hell outta you |
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Get your filthy azz out of the kitchen..........
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fiddle dee dee
what's a mattah you |
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I just want to pinch your cheeks
Would you like a cookie I am going to teach you to cook watch what Grandma does |
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Go outside and play, not in the house.
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I was listening to the radio and singing along to that song "If I can't have you....I don't want nobody, baby....if I can't have you..." Bee Gee's I think?
My great-grandmother turns to me and says, "Well, that's really selfish." |
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"Put your sweater on, I'm cold."
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Nothing that I could repeat in this day & age
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"Put your sweater on, I'm cold." mine said this too. |
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My grandma used to call the couch a Davenport... I think I was 15 years old before I finally figured out what she was talking about.
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My grandma used to call the couch a Davenport... I think I was 15 years old before I finally figured out what she was talking about. Mine did that, too. I thought she was trying to get me to go to Iowa. |
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"Look you're all grown up now" She said that to me when I was 20!! Because my hair was not black and I was wearing a bright orange shirt.
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My grandma used to call the couch a Davenport... I think I was 15 years old before I finally figured out what she was talking about. I still call it that...... |
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"It tastes just like chicken."- This was what my maternal grandmother told us grand kids whenever she cooked rabbit or rattler.
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My grandmother, when I angered her, would say my first, then MIDDLE name. When I heard that middle name come out of her mouth, it was over. I just went outside, picked my own switch, and bent over.
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"Never pass up an opportunity to pee."
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