I looked over to my
left and there was a


woman


in a brand new


Cadillac


doing 65 mph


with her
face up next to her


rear view mirror


putting on her eyeliner.


I looked away


for a couple seconds


and when I looked back she was


halfway over in my lane,


still working on that makeup.


As a man,


I don't scare easily.


But she scared me so much;


I dropped


my electric shaver,


which knocked


the donut


out of my other hand.


In all
the confusion of trying


to straighten out the car


using my knees against
the steering wheel,


it knocked


mycell phone


away from my ear


which fell


into the coffee


between my legs,


splashed,


and burned


Big Jim and the Twins,


ruined the damn phone,


soaked my trousers,


and disconnected an
important call.

Damn women drivers

Whipper...

I feel soooooo sorry for Big Jim and the Twins ROLFMAO

lol. see its not just us

Very Tantilizing... LOL