When I'm feeling squirrelly (which happens) I use this all free porn site my ex sent me the link for.

Which I think is a little ****ed up since he was the a-hole who broke my heart 4yrs ago and didn't even have the decency to sleep with me before he did it.

Such is my life

Woah! Woah! Timeout!.......You mean to tell me that porn is free now?

If you know where to look!

Actually, me and this dude in my Hardware class have been doing some "hacking"......but you never heard that from me!

Oh yeah.....porn...we were talking about porn.....yeah.....it's good.....should always be done in moderation. Haha!

I confess that I have no good confessions

i confess that after 20 yrs of marrage, and being alone now with a 16 yr old son seems my life has turned into his i spend more time with kids then i do with people my age, my life has gotten pretty boring and i am lonly, i dont want my wife back but i would love to find someone to share with,

i confess i like being naughty

I need to study for my test that is tomorrow

i confess that i put off procrastinating til the next day

I confess that I wrote something long and poetic, then erased it.

It's just a distancing mechanism.

Or something.

I miss you. Go home. Your parents miss you.

You're too goddamn young to be this lost.

I cooked a can of soup. The taste is sweet and truly disgusting. I think I'll get sick if I eat it but I am in silent protest, remembering all those times I was truly hungry.

Aww come visit The Myka.... I love to cook for my boys!

Do you like pizza?

I confess ... I ain't got much to confess

People text me off numbers I don't know sometimes saying something along the lines of,

"*My name*!" (Even though I'm pretty sure everybody on this site knows it by now or forgot.)

But there are people from my past I don't want to talk to.

So I make up extravagant lies about myself and respond in cryptic text messages with really poor grammar so people don't think it's me, as I try to figure out who the hell this person is.



Also, I use to compulsively steal pens from banks. You know - the ones that are attached on those dog-tag wires so you can't steal them.

i confess i smiled today

Sounds like someone likes a challenge

I had a lip gloss theft problem when I was a teen. I just couldn't help but pocket a few every time I was in the mall. And I never wore lip gloss. I'm a lip balm kinda girl

I nearly brianed myself with the Jay and Silent Bob Strike Band: Director's Cut case. Maybe they're mad cuz I'm spending my time with something totally unlike them?

Don't worry boys, I will always love you. Boo-Boo Kitty-****