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Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an @sshole!
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Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an @sshole! Thats a really good one 
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live everyday like it was your last
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Never assume anything it makes an azz out of you and me!!
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lefty loosey - righty tighty
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A bird of a feather flock together.
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lefty loosey - righty tighty No they're not! |
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Loose lips sinks ships.
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Life's a bed of roses, just watch out for the pricks.
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lefty loosey - righty tighty No they're not! That's what I was taught! 
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Life's a bed of roses, just watch out for the pricks. 
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*holds both hands up*
The one that looks like an "L" is left! |
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A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
Groucho Marx |
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A mattress won't fly off your roof it you hold onto it while on the freeway. Dad taught me that.
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Men who walks through turnstiles sideways is going to Bangkok.
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*holds both hands up* The one that looks like an "L" is left! *looks down again*  ...I'll be d@mned, she's right!
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Men who walks through turnstiles sideways is going to Bangkok.  Remind me to never go to Thighland, that is... unless it's with a woman!
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle...
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle... ... must be mexica... nah, I can't go there, I love senoritas!
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