A real woman is a man's best friend.

She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.

She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.

She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.

She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, invincible...







OH, wait... I'm thinking of vodka. Never mind.

A woman is a man with awesome boobs and a vagina...

/ponders Vodka with awesome boobs and a vagina......... j/k

i thought thats what makes her a woman?

...With a sense of humor, Common sense and a way that drives men wild



So, I've heard

these are women...

and also lacks common sense and rationality