I'm 22, can almost do a handstand, and I don't want to be alone in the event that zombies take over the world.

Experience in basic weapons training, hand to hand combat, and making sandwiches is preferred but all applicants will be considered.

When zombies take over the earth don't you want a sweet guy to recite you some poetry next to a burning fire (the fire being the flaming ruins of what used to be civilization)?

Thick, dark rimmed glasses are a plus.

You will find her Plastic, I just know you will!!

She would be an exceptional person to have around should zombies take over.
I'm sure her glasses are around somewhere.

Free hugs and pancakes now included in offer.

I plan on becoming a zombie, problem solved. It's not so bad on the dark side. Who needs pancakes when you can eat brains?

And don't even get me started on zombie poetry. It has got to be so much better than what I've been writing ;) I imagine it is something like:


Mmm brains.

Run fast, human.
Me walk slow,
but me devour
you sleepy brain.

Grr yum brains,
Useless guns
unnnnh
keep you pancake
and you civilization.

Burning cities
Roast you nicely.

Mmm you brains taste
Like syrup.

Make me brain sammich, man.



See, wasn't that awesome? Screw the resistance. I can still wear my dark rimmed glasses when I become a zombie. I might ditch them for contacts, though. Blood spatters make me sad.

Haha. I like your style.

Why thank you, thank you very much. I like that you are 100 years old and under 5 foot. My kinda guy. LOL