Topic: What is it nowadays with women?! | |
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All U ladies are just to beautiful how are us guys supposed to pick just one? Don't let em suck you in man ! it's a trick ! They butter you all up, and then they want a new Ferrari. Be careful out there Not only a Farrari but a new pair of Faragamo Shoes and a Gucci purse! Tires screeching, and major speed shifting, as he speeds away in great fear |
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I don't want all that fancy stuff. I'm fairly convinced that the key to my heart and soul is at the bottom of a pint of Ben & Jerry's Karmelsutra ice cream. And so the search continues. Hold on, im lookin at the sales now |
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We women are meant to be mysterious to you fellas! Now get down here and give me a back rub, and I will tell you some secrets.....o.k not all of them cause again, "We gotta stay mysterious!" |
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It's their Boobs, they harness magical powers
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It's their Boobs, they harness magical powers You have to watch out for those fembots though! They are a whole other caliber of woman. |
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It's their Boobs, they harness magical powers You have to watch out for those fembots though! They are a whole other caliber of woman. |
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It's their Boobs, they harness magical powers Hmmm...I think mine are defective. I keep rubbing 'em and wishing for the perfect man and still nothing. Magical powers, my arse. |
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It's their Boobs, they harness magical powers You have to watch out for those fembots though! They are a whole other caliber of woman. |
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It's their Boobs, they harness magical powers You have to watch out for those fembots though! They are a whole other caliber of woman. |
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It's their Boobs, they harness magical powers You have to watch out for those fembots though! They are a whole other caliber of woman. |
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It's their Boobs, they harness magical powers Hmmm...I think mine are defective. I keep rubbing 'em and wishing for the perfect man and still nothing. Magical powers, my arse. Hmm, every time I rub women's boobs I get what I want |
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It's their Boobs, they harness magical powers Hmmm...I think mine are defective. I keep rubbing 'em and wishing for the perfect man and still nothing. Magical powers, my arse. I told you, im looking for the Ben & Jerry's Karmelsutra |
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It's their Boobs, they harness magical powers Hmmm...I think mine are defective. I keep rubbing 'em and wishing for the perfect man and still nothing. Magical powers, my arse. Hmm, every time I rub women's boobs I get what I want |
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It's their Boobs, they harness magical powers Hmmm...I think mine are defective. I keep rubbing 'em and wishing for the perfect man and still nothing. Magical powers, my arse. Hmm, every time I rub women's boobs I get what I want Well something other than a genie appears & all wishes are granted |
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It's their Boobs, they harness magical powers You have to watch out for those fembots though! They are a whole other caliber of woman. |
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It's their Boobs, they harness magical powers Hmmm...I think mine are defective. I keep rubbing 'em and wishing for the perfect man and still nothing. Magical powers, my arse. Hmm, every time I rub women's boobs I get what I want |
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Seriously, what is it? Is it sandwiches? Blankets? Sudoku? Nobody knows! My personal philosophy is that you can never go wrong with chocolate |
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Vagina
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Vagina The one thing that's even more powerful than boobs! |
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its my party and i'll cry if i want to!!!! cry if I want to cry if I want to you would cry to if it happened to you dum de dum dum dum ( I actaully know that one pretty well) Men for some reason feel that they are entitled to undertand us....that's the part I don't get - femaile psychology is proprietary information to our gender. Part of the sweet mystery of life Pancake Man |
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