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Topic: Lets go topicless... - part 76
vivian2981's photo
Tue 07/06/10 05:40 PM


Y'all want to hear something funny?

The Drs. office just called,with instructions for my procedure on Thursday...No food or drink for 8 hrs before I check in..no gum, mints so on and so on...then she said and no sex for 48 hrs after the procedure!!!I'm still laughing!laugh laugh laugh I asked if they were going to give me a Rx for that!!

laugh laugh laugh laugh laughing and crying.


If by some strange twist of luck...and I can talk them into a Rx...you want me to make a copy for you Betts??laugh laugh laugh

BettyB's photo
Tue 07/06/10 05:40 PM



Y'all want to hear something funny?

The Drs. office just called,with instructions for my procedure on Thursday...No food or drink for 8 hrs before I check in..no gum, mints so on and so on...then she said and no sex for 48 hrs after the procedure!!!I'm still laughing!laugh laugh laugh I asked if they were going to give me a Rx for that!!

laugh laugh laugh laugh laughing and crying.
explain to us why your crying Bettylaugh

Cause of the no sex in 48 hours...gees they might as well say 48 years at the rate I 'm going.frustrated frustrated frustrated

BettyB's photo
Tue 07/06/10 05:42 PM



Y'all want to hear something funny?

The Drs. office just called,with instructions for my procedure on Thursday...No food or drink for 8 hrs before I check in..no gum, mints so on and so on...then she said and no sex for 48 hrs after the procedure!!!I'm still laughing!laugh laugh laugh I asked if they were going to give me a Rx for that!!

laugh laugh laugh laugh laughing and crying.


If by some strange twist of luck...and I can talk them into a Rx...you want me to make a copy for you Betts??laugh laugh laugh

yes please...has alfredo the cowhand recovered yet? He was kind of cute.

vivian2981's photo
Tue 07/06/10 05:44 PM




Y'all want to hear something funny?

The Drs. office just called,with instructions for my procedure on Thursday...No food or drink for 8 hrs before I check in..no gum, mints so on and so on...then she said and no sex for 48 hrs after the procedure!!!I'm still laughing!laugh laugh laugh I asked if they were going to give me a Rx for that!!

laugh laugh laugh laugh laughing and crying.


If by some strange twist of luck...and I can talk them into a Rx...you want me to make a copy for you Betts??laugh laugh laugh

yes please...has alfredo the cowhand recovered yet? He was kind of cute.


It was Roberto, Betts...watchout for that CRS thing!laugh laugh laugh He has recovered...and left the country!

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Tue 07/06/10 05:45 PM



Y'all want to hear something funny?

The Drs. office just called,with instructions for my procedure on Thursday...No food or drink for 8 hrs before I check in..no gum, mints so on and so on...then she said and no sex for 48 hrs after the procedure!!!I'm still laughing!laugh laugh laugh I asked if they were going to give me a Rx for that!!

laugh laugh laugh laugh laughing and crying.


If by some strange twist of luck...and I can talk them into a Rx...you want me to make a copy for you Betts??laugh laugh laugh
but isn't the Rx for NOT having sex?

vivian2981's photo
Tue 07/06/10 05:45 PM




Y'all want to hear something funny?

The Drs. office just called,with instructions for my procedure on Thursday...No food or drink for 8 hrs before I check in..no gum, mints so on and so on...then she said and no sex for 48 hrs after the procedure!!!I'm still laughing!laugh laugh laugh I asked if they were going to give me a Rx for that!!

laugh laugh laugh laugh laughing and crying.
explain to us why your crying Bettylaugh

Cause of the no sex in 48 hours...gees they might as well say 48 years at the rate I 'm going.frustrated frustrated frustrated


EXACTLYsad sad sad

BettyB's photo
Tue 07/06/10 05:46 PM





Y'all want to hear something funny?

The Drs. office just called,with instructions for my procedure on Thursday...No food or drink for 8 hrs before I check in..no gum, mints so on and so on...then she said and no sex for 48 hrs after the procedure!!!I'm still laughing!laugh laugh laugh I asked if they were going to give me a Rx for that!!

laugh laugh laugh laugh laughing and crying.


If by some strange twist of luck...and I can talk them into a Rx...you want me to make a copy for you Betts??laugh laugh laugh

oh yeah Roberto...have fast we forget.laugh laugh
yes please...has alfredo the cowhand recovered yet? He was kind of cute.


It was Roberto, Betts...watchout for that CRS thing!laugh laugh laugh He has recovered...and left the country!

vivian2981's photo
Tue 07/06/10 05:48 PM




Y'all want to hear something funny?

The Drs. office just called,with instructions for my procedure on Thursday...No food or drink for 8 hrs before I check in..no gum, mints so on and so on...then she said and no sex for 48 hrs after the procedure!!!I'm still laughing!laugh laugh laugh I asked if they were going to give me a Rx for that!!

laugh laugh laugh laugh laughing and crying.


If by some strange twist of luck...and I can talk them into a Rx...you want me to make a copy for you Betts??laugh laugh laugh
but isn't the Rx for NOT having sex?


No,no, no...I asked them if I could have one, so I could have sex after the 48 hrs were up!!! ReckonI could get it filled at WalMart??

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Tue 07/06/10 05:53 PM





Y'all want to hear something funny?

The Drs. office just called,with instructions for my procedure on Thursday...No food or drink for 8 hrs before I check in..no gum, mints so on and so on...then she said and no sex for 48 hrs after the procedure!!!I'm still laughing!laugh laugh laugh I asked if they were going to give me a Rx for that!!

laugh laugh laugh laugh laughing and crying.


If by some strange twist of luck...and I can talk them into a Rx...you want me to make a copy for you Betts??laugh laugh laugh
but isn't the Rx for NOT having sex?


No,no, no...I asked them if I could have one, so I could have sex after the 48 hrs were up!!! ReckonI could get it filled at WalMart??
from what I have seen in Walmart thats the LAST place you want to get it FILLEDlaugh

BettyB's photo
Tue 07/06/10 05:53 PM





Y'all want to hear something funny?

The Drs. office just called,with instructions for my procedure on Thursday...No food or drink for 8 hrs before I check in..no gum, mints so on and so on...then she said and no sex for 48 hrs after the procedure!!!I'm still laughing!laugh laugh laugh I asked if they were going to give me a Rx for that!!

laugh laugh laugh laugh laughing and crying.


If by some strange twist of luck...and I can talk them into a Rx...you want me to make a copy for you Betts??laugh laugh laugh
but isn't the Rx for NOT having sex?


No,no, no...I asked them if I could have one, so I could have sex after the 48 hrs were up!!! ReckonI could get it filled at WalMart??

Maybe one of the Walmart greeters will fill it for you.

vivian2981's photo
Tue 07/06/10 05:53 PM
Ok....time for me to go...talk to y'all later.....Love you guys!flowerforyou

delilady's photo
Tue 07/06/10 05:53 PM
Hi Betty, Viv and the guy who doesn't cook for me anymore!waving

delilady's photo
Tue 07/06/10 05:54 PM
Bye Vivian!!!

BettyB's photo
Tue 07/06/10 05:55 PM






Y'all want to hear something funny?

The Drs. office just called,with instructions for my procedure on Thursday...No food or drink for 8 hrs before I check in..no gum, mints so on and so on...then she said and no sex for 48 hrs after the procedure!!!I'm still laughing!laugh laugh laugh I asked if they were going to give me a Rx for that!!

laugh laugh laugh laugh laughing and crying.


If by some strange twist of luck...and I can talk them into a Rx...you want me to make a copy for you Betts??laugh laugh laugh
but isn't the Rx for NOT having sex?


No,no, no...I asked them if I could have one, so I could have sex after the 48 hrs were up!!! ReckonI could get it filled at WalMart??
from what I have seen in Walmart thats the LAST place you want to get it FILLEDlaugh

Well you never know...she might get a good deal.Two for one special.happy

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Tue 07/06/10 05:55 PM

Ok....time for me to go...talk to y'all later.....Love you guys!flowerforyou
waving waving By Vivflowerforyou

BettyB's photo
Tue 07/06/10 05:57 PM
Viv you can't go...I have you hog tied to the chair.happy
Hi Jayne.
When did Tim stop cooking for you?

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Tue 07/06/10 05:57 PM

Hi Betty, Viv and the guy who doesn't cook for me anymore!waving
waving Maybe I want you to see me at my very worst. then and only then will your know if Im the right onebigsmile

delilady's photo
Tue 07/06/10 05:58 PM







Y'all want to hear something funny?

The Drs. office just called,with instructions for my procedure on Thursday...No food or drink for 8 hrs before I check in..no gum, mints so on and so on...then she said and no sex for 48 hrs after the procedure!!!I'm still laughing!laugh laugh laugh I asked if they were going to give me a Rx for that!!

laugh laugh laugh laugh laughing and crying.


If by some strange twist of luck...and I can talk them into a Rx...you want me to make a copy for you Betts??laugh laugh laugh
but isn't the Rx for NOT having sex?


No,no, no...I asked them if I could have one, so I could have sex after the 48 hrs were up!!! ReckonI could get it filled at WalMart??
from what I have seen in Walmart thats the LAST place you want to get it FILLEDlaugh

Well you never know...she might get a good deal.Two for one special.happy
Hmmmmmmm can I get that doctor's numberpitchfork

no photo
Tue 07/06/10 05:58 PM

Viv you can't go...I have you hog tied to the chair.happy
Hi Jayne.
When did Tim stop cooking for you?
see waht you miss out on when your not here!!laugh

delilady's photo
Tue 07/06/10 05:59 PM

Viv you can't go...I have you hog tied to the chair.happy
Hi Jayne.
When did Tim stop cooking for you?
I haven't had dinner in weeks. I've been eating off McDonald's dollar menu

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