Topic: What Would You Be Covered With? | |
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The teacher asked her class.......
"If you could be covered in something else, apart from skin. What would it be and why?" Little Frankie said. "I'd be covered in gold Miss. Because when I scratched myself and sold the gold dust, I'd have enough money to buy a BMW." "Very good." Replied the teacher. "What about you Stevie!" "I'd be covered in platinum Miss, because platinum is more valuable than gold, so I would buy myself a ferrari." "That's also a good idea." Said the teacher. "What about you, Johnny!" Little Johnny stood up and said, "I'd be covered in pubic hair Miss......!" "OH? And why is that?" "Because my sister's got a patch THAT big. and you should see the cars which are parked outside her house!" |
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