a Prince asked a
beautiful young lady named Snow White,
“Will you marry me?”
Snow White said “NO!”
And the Prince lived happily ever after and
rode motorcycles and went fishing and
hunting and played golf and dated women
half his age and drank beer and scotch and
had tons of money in the bank and left the
toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The End

pfffft

Hey, I was bored there for a minute, and got carried away

Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent,
self assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating
ecological issues on the shores of an un polluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the princess's lap and said:

Elegant lady, I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch
cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you however, and I will turn back into the dapper young prince that I am. And then my sweet we can marry and set up house keeping in your castle, with my mother,
where you can prepare all my meals, wash my clothes, bare my children and feel forever happy in doing so.

That night as the princess dined on sumptuously sauteed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce she chuckled to herself....

I don't f U cKing think so!

Bravo ! That was awesome !