1.. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars..... See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions,Switch to Espresso.
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.
6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
9. Sing Along At The Opera.
10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.


It's Called...THERAPY

I always liked #11. All of them are great tho.

I've done #13...

Number 14 is my favorite

I want to do #9!!!

I have done: 2,3,5,6,8 and 11

You rock!

A few of them were a bit different... like #5 I actually put "sexual favors" instead of Marijuana and #11 when I use my debit card to pay for something I say "We have a winna!" when it gets accepted LOL

Yeah I'm a weirdo

10 is excellent, and 12 I would do....also.

Woulda have loved to see their faces...

I have told my kids that due to our financial situation they will no longer be allowed to eat. They think that's funny for about 1 second.

even though they KNEW I was kidding it caused an argument...each picked a brother and started listing off reasons why he should go....
ended mostly with mutual "f**K you azz hole, I hate you.



I love boys, they get over it all so fast....

In all honesty. I have done.

#2. While in a reabilatation center recovering from when I broke my tibia plateu. I got on the intercom phone and paged myself putting Dr. infront of my name.

#3. Ive done
#5.I wrote for bomb shelter
#6. Ive done while singing "jingle bells"
#7. I always order an omelet over easy
#8.I do that most times when checking out at Wal-mart
#11.I always start jumping up and down yelling " YIPEEEE, I hit the jackpot!!!! " After I put a 10 dollar bill in the change machine at the laundry mat, and the quarters start coming out.

Yeah I've done a few accept instead of a zoo it was a daycare, I have written for sex, oor to the pharmacy drugs lol....

That is too awesome. My mother has done #13 and we always ended up pushing someone out of the house. Normally my little sister :)

I'm would definitely do number 8 but it would probably cause them to get my order wrong....

# 1. I can see myself doing some dumb **** like that...
#4 That would be interesting to see...
#5, I would write "for sexual favors" I would love to see their faces...
#14. If I was a guy, I would certainly have to try that one..

Ive done #6. "We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz.... etc..." along with one of my co-workers.. We got some strange looks

Personally I think 14 would be funnier if it was a girl lol.....they'd be looking at you like dang he make better looking woman than I do.....LMAO