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Better not tell you now!
How are dinosaurs AND God real? |
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It is decidedly not possible
It is love or lust I'm experiencing? |
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Only the magic 8 ball knows for sure.
Should I stay with this little guy? |
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It depends on if you're talking about your child or some dude you're dating.
What is the opposite of purple? |
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Ask again later.
Will he ever get rid of his dogs? |
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yes
will I burn if I don't use sunscreen? |
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Dumb question,ask another
Should I go to work today? |
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Only if you want to keep a roof over your head.
Should I call him? |
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It is decidedly so.
Will he call me? |
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never
am i going to get some good news soon? |
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outlook uncertain
Will I retire early? |
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Not a chance
Will I live to be 100? |
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its possible
is it gunna rain today? |
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maybe,maybe not
Is today my lucky day? |
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most definitely
will that stupid dog quit sh^*&ng in my yard? |
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seek professional help
What does my future hold? |
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