Topic: Questions to the Family Doctor
uk1971's photo
Wed 06/16/10 03:40 AM
A young girl goes to the family doctor and says,
'Doctor. I'm getting married next week and am a bit anxious, and have a few questions."
The doctor replied,
Don't worry my dear, I'll try to help you in any way I can,"
"Well"
She said
"When my boyfriend got undressed the other night, there was a long dangly thing hanging between his legs. What was that?"
"Ah
Replied the doctor with a smile.
"In medical terms it is known as the 'Penis' in everday usage it is more commonly known as a 'D*ck.'
"I see. And on the top of the d*ck, there is a round dome shaped thingy"
"Yes"
Answered the doctor.
That is commonly known as the 'Helmet' or 'Bell End'
"I see."
Replied the girl.
"And about 22 inches behind the bell end, there are two round things. What are those!"
"HOW FAR?"
Exclaimed the doctor.
"About 22 inches."
"Well"
Said the doctor.
"I hope for your sake, they're the cheeks of his butt!"

surprised bigsmile :banana:

harrypotter2's photo
Wed 08/25/10 11:44 AM

A young girl goes to the family doctor and says,
'Doctor. I'm getting married next week and am a bit anxious, and have a few questions."
The doctor replied,
Don't worry my dear, I'll try to help you in any way I can,"
"Well"
She said
"When my boyfriend got undressed the other night, there was a long dangly thing hanging between his legs. What was that?"
"Ah
Replied the doctor with a smile.
"In medical terms it is known as the 'Penis' in everday usage it is more commonly known as a 'D*ck.'
"I see. And on the top of the d*ck, there is a round dome shaped thingy"
"Yes"
Answered the doctor.
That is commonly known as the 'Helmet' or 'Bell End'
"I see."
Replied the girl.
"And about 22 inches behind the bell end, there are two round things. What are those!"
"HOW FAR?"
Exclaimed the doctor.
"About 22 inches."
"Well"
Said the doctor.
"I hope for your sake, they're the cheeks of his butt!"

surprised bigsmile :banana:


OMFG!!!!