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the second to the last one sh|t on my carpet after begging me to do anal, as i'd never done it before, 20 years past.....but she did said she was sorry, and then left in a hurry.....without picking it up.
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glad to hear you're a pc, equal-opportunity friend! see, I'll date fat guys, but I won't be friends with them. guess we couldn't be friends then. . . . You're a troll AND YOU'RE FAT???!!!  
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glad to hear you're a pc, equal-opportunity friend! see, I'll date fat guys, but I won't be friends with them. guess we couldn't be friends then. . . . You're a troll AND YOU'RE FAT???!!!
i eat lots of babies. china is over populated you know. . . . |
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glad to hear you're a pc, equal-opportunity friend! see, I'll date fat guys, but I won't be friends with them. guess we couldn't be friends then. . . . You're a troll AND YOU'RE FAT???!!!
i eat lots of babies. china is over populated you know. I'm not a troll and I'm not fat, but I do like chinese.....maybe we could still be friends. 
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glad to hear you're a pc, equal-opportunity friend! see, I'll date fat guys, but I won't be friends with them. guess we couldn't be friends then. . . . You're a troll AND YOU'RE FAT???!!!
i eat lots of babies. china is over populated you know. . . .
for once i'm the exception and not the rule. . . . |
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glad to hear you're a pc, equal-opportunity friend! see, I'll date fat guys, but I won't be friends with them. guess we couldn't be friends then. . . . You're a troll AND YOU'RE FAT???!!!
i eat lots of babies. china is over populated you know. . . .
for once i'm the exception and not the rule. . . . Oh, you're an exception most of the time, aren't you?! 
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I couldn't be with a picky eater. I love to cook and try new foods. I don't want to eat the same few meals over and over again because that's all he likes. And he better be able to give me a compliment when one is deserved. Twenty years ago the final straw that ended an already bad relationship was the guy telling me a fantastic dinner was "edible"
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Who thought it was " fantastic "???
You?? Maybe he didn't?? Can't say I blame ya though...lol |
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Must have an attractive voice.
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Must NOT have been born with a penis (or have one now). You stole mine..... |
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Can never ask me to get rid of my Pink Floyd posters.
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Must fit right here:
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must have hair longer than mine
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Must do whatever I say....and like it!!!
J/k |
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Edited by
VacantDreamer
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Wed 06/16/10 08:32 AM
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Must understand that I can, and WILL, spout off quotes from "Friends" and/or Harry Potter as related to ANY situation or conversation.
And must know exactly where the quotes come from and who said it. 
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Must understand that I can, and WILL, spout off quotes from "Friends" and/or Harry Potter as related to ANY situation or conversation. And must know exactly where the quotes come from and who said it.
So they have to be a masochist? (See, it's a joke.) 17 - English can't be their first language, but they still have to speak it better than I do. |
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Must be more mechanically inclined than me-trust me it wouldn't take much
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Edited by
HannahHatesBananas
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Wed 06/16/10 12:07 PM
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Must be able to watch the mightyboosh complete set in one sitting without falling asleep...and/or dying.
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Must NOT have been born with a penis (or have one now). Another AMEN i'll probably catch hell for this, but i can't be with a fat girl or someone who's got a messed up grill. . . . You won't catch any from me. But what would be your definition of " fat " ? there are varying degrees, but anything more than 10-15# overweight really turns me off. jelly rolls, bye bye arms, tree trunk legs, no neck, none of it is appealing. . . . According to my height I'm like 25lbs overweight  I love it when people decide how much others should or should not weigh.
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Must understand that I can, and WILL, spout off quotes from "Friends" and/or Harry Potter as related to ANY situation or conversation. And must know exactly where the quotes come from and who said it.
Dang, you're tough 
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