A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey named Bubba. He orders a
>drink
> > >>and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The
>monkey
> > >>grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. Then he grabs some
> > >>sliced limes and eats them. He then jumps onto the pool table and
> > >>grabs one of the billiard balls. To everyone's amazement, he sticks
> > >>it in his mouth, and somehow swallows it whole.
> > >>
> > >>The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just
>did?"
> > >>
> > >>"No, what?"
> > >>
> > >>"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table... whole!"
> > >>
> > >>"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats
> > >>everything
>in
> > >>sight. Sorry! I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff."
> > >>
> > >>The guy finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the
> > >>monkey
>
> > >>ate and leaves.
> > >>
> > >>Two weeks later the guy is in the bar again, and has his monkey with
>him.
> > >>He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.
> > >>While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino
>cherry
> > >>on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and
> > >>eats
>it.
> > >>Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his butt,
> > >>pulls
>it
> > >>out, and eats it.
> > >>
> > >>The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?"
> > >>
> > >>"No, what?" replied the man.
> > >>
> > >>"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt, pulled
>them
> > >>out, and ate them!" said the bartender.
> > >>
> > >>"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "Bubba still eats
> > >>everything in sight, but ever since he had to **** that cue ball, he
> > >>measures everything first."