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 "We're so glad to meet. It's nice to finally put a face to one of the voices." |
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I just tell them I've written 4 books. Nobody loves authors anymore! Tell trying them you wrote 2 and couldn't get them published :P |
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"We're so glad to meet. It's nice to finally put a face to one of the voices." OH the solstice is coming up! You wanna go to a spirit calling! Too late, im already hauling butt in the other direction. I still have the chills from watching ghost video's thanks to you 
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I tend to run them off by asking questions in a manner people take as offensive for some reason. By the way, what is that funny looking critter in your lap?
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I tend to run them off by asking questions in a manner people take as offensive for some reason. By the way, what is that funny looking critter in your lap? A long haired chihuahua |
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Start telling Monty Python quotes... for some reason they're just not as funny as when you're watching the real thing...
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I heard about this place that is demonically possessed. You want to go check it out with a bunch of cameras and see if we can piss anything off?
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Start telling Monty Python quotes... for some reason they're just not as funny as when you're watching the real thing... Maybe their mother really is a hamster... |
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I'm glad I met you. I was lonely after my daddy killed my last boy friend. Tell me one thing, were they able to find the body??? |
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Maybe their mother really is a hamster... Ok, I'm taking the bait, because I just can't resist, but this is it, I promise: or maybe their father smelt of elderberries... |
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1 tell them you love them and want to marry them on the first date
2 constatntly talk about all your x's 3 introduce them to your mother and father right away 4 tell them you hate sex and never want to have it 5 invite them over for dinner and make really terrible meals 6 constantly call them the next day after your first date like every hour and ask what they r doing 7 stalk their house, their family and friends house 8 When you meet his best male friends walk up and start french kissing them all 9 Act like you have tourette's syndrome 10 eat like a cow, burp and fart constantly |
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I heard about this place that is demonically possessed. You want to go check it out with a bunch of cameras and see if we can piss anything off? |
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Start telling Monty Python quotes... for some reason they're just not as funny as when you're watching the real thing... I don't know about that..we go hiking and climbing the mountains doing that, a small group of us, we crack ourselves up... |
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I'm glad I met you. I was lonely after my daddy killed my last boy friend. Tell me one thing, were they able to find the body??? what body? |
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Maybe their mother really is a hamster... Ok, I'm taking the bait, because I just can't resist, but this is it, I promise: or maybe their father smelt of elderberries... wear a holy hand grenade around your neck on a chain. |
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I just have to open my mouth
I concur!
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OMg the star trek conventions in town and I'm dressing as a Klingon and my friend is going as an Andorran and my sister is going as a Vulcan and my cussin is going to dress up like kirk and I'm gonna find a phaser and set it for love because I love you. (first date)
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I just had a sex change operation... can you tell?
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Hope you don't mind my boyfriend/husband coming along
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lol that's great
we should go somewhere private... like camping... away from people... where no one can hear you scream um I mean.. privacy.. yeh privacy |
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