Today is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday: Do you
have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last
nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't give a damn about?
Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work
for you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look
in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a
co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious,
when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of
Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce today as SLAP
YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! There are the rules you must follow:

* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the
same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their
turns slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with
a stapler or a hole-puncher.
* CURSING IS MANDATORY! After you have slapped the recipient, your
"assault" must be followed with something like "cause I'm sick of you!"

* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the
irritant, you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE! Now, study the rules, break
out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out
of and get to slapping.....and have a great day

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Thanks, thats great. I needed that today :)

I do that every day at my job....we named it a national holiday to be
celebrated every day of the week!!!


But we only hit one guy because all he says when we do it is "HEY!!" so
we hit him again! I think he likes it!

macho man

i just slap my self be cause i work by mysilf

i'D LIKE TO SLAP MY CO WORKER AMANDA....BECAUSE SHE THINKS SHE KNOWS
EVERYTHING AND KISSES THE BOSS'S A**!!!!!!!!

do manager's count

ya slap the manager too!!!! oh h*ll slap everyone!!!!

hell yea

get um, gypsy!