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HEY US MEN ARE ENTITLED OUR BLOND MOMENTS! I said that when I put a pizza in the oven one night, and about 15 minutes later, I walk back into the kitchen and wonder why the pizza isn't cooking. Thought the oven was broke. Stupid me....forgot to turn it on. LOL! I heard about that one for at least two months afterwards. 
LOL I've done that...and I don't even have a penis to interrupt my thoughts 
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HEY US MEN ARE ENTITLED OUR BLOND MOMENTS! I said that when I put a pizza in the oven one night, and about 15 minutes later, I walk back into the kitchen and wonder why the pizza isn't cooking. Thought the oven was broke. Stupid me....forgot to turn it on. LOL! I heard about that one for at least two months afterwards.
 forgot to turn burner on
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Ah men, we are so stupid. We can rebuild an engine but can't figure out which detergent to use in the dishwasher or how that laundry machine thingie works. Not to mention make a decent sandwich or sew on a button. It's called 'selective retardation'
Actually if she stood over him and explained the process to him, as HE LOADED the dishwasher(not her) she would have a better chance of him doing it right the next time. I don't believe for a second that a guy cannot figure out how to work a dishwasher.
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Ah men, we are so stupid. We can rebuild an engine but can't figure out which detergent to use in the dishwasher or how that laundry machine thingie works. Not to mention make a decent sandwich or sew on a button. It's called 'selective retardation'
Actually if she stood over him and explained the process to him, as HE LOADED the dishwasher(not her) she would have a better chance of him doing it right the next time. Nope... still think if he did it.... with me instructing that he would still not get it right (at least in the placement of the dishes on the correct rack). I foresee this relationship going far. |
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