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You have under 30 minutes to live. In fact, the thirty minutes started ticking away when you started reading this post. What do you do with your time?
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roll a fat *** blunt
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roll a fat *** blunt that a girl |
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roll a fat *** blunt that a girl |
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So far we have a) get high and b) compliment people for getting high.
I'll be packing a bowl in the car on my way to the liquor store down the street while not paying attention to the street lights and blasting The Misfits. Or maybe some Coltrane... guess it all depends. |
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it will be smoke one take a few shots and try to get laid and maybe a phone call home to say bye but thats if i got time
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Oh, and I'd probably try to heelflip down a giant staircase.
Maybe get a bite to eat too. |
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You have under 30 minutes to live. In fact, the thirty minutes started ticking away when you started reading this post. What do you do with your time? 3o minutes?... 
oH No!!! Make it stop, make it stop, make it STOP!! 
I'm freakin' out man! 
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i'd take one last look at all my nudie magazines
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Give the last help to humanity any possible, probably to the nearest person to me even you.
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Give the last help to humanity any way possible, probably to the nearest person to me even you.
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I would order a pizza from one of those 30 minutes or less places and leave a note on the door that says, "Seriously, if you're late you don't get a tip this time."
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I'd get really stoned and go base jumping off of the highest thing possible
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Do you keep the parachute handy, just in case?
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why would i need one???
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Hehe. You don't, I guess. I just thought that's what distinguished base jumping from just jumping off a really tall thing.
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point made
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I went to community college with a guy that payed top dollar to jump out of planes at an altitude far greater than the average sky-dive. I can't remember exactly how high he got, but it was several thousand feet above the normal jump, if I remember correctly.
I'd like to do something like that... just free-fall for the last few moments of my life, drinking scotch or something. Maybe writing on the way down... that'd be a hell of a task. I'd need a reliable pen. |
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awesome
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Edited by
_The_Sugar_Fire_
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Fri 05/28/10 11:41 PM
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If you were gonna commit suicide, the coolest thing you could possibly do is go as far into space as you could.
Do you think you would find anything out there?? Do you think there are other peoples out there, like us?? Oh, yeah, you only have 30 minutes... Do you think I caught a contact high?? |
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