In my dreams
I am the Burger King Guy
Breaking into McDonald's HQ
Stealing documents
Evading the McGuards at Checkpoint Charlie
And driving off
Crown glinting in the moonlight

I drive to the Batcave
(Why is the Burger King Guy
Going into the Batcave?)
Where Alfred hands me a nice
Cup of tea
And says "Have it your way"
Whatever that means

Clara Peller has escaped
From jail again
I must go recapture her
Before she does something horrendous
Like hide all the beef
Hamburglar come to life!
And that damn clown is no help at all

Great write, but I think you would be safer
hiding out at "Arby's."

Weird, but good in an odd way Lex

Interesting write, Lex!!

To have a mention of Clara Peller in a poem...priceless. Now can she get that darn light to come on for the clapper.