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Profile writing 101...... Rule 1- No text speak. Rule 2- None of that "I like walks on the beach", or "Ask me if you wanna know more" crap. If they are interested, they will let you know dude. Rule 3- Never say you are a "nice guy". Let them figure this out. Rule 4- Run on sentences, punctuation....yeah, if your goal is a hot, smart chick...well you fail on these two points then you will fail to get those girls you see. Rule 5- Humor. Not forced. Natural. Chicks dig funny dudes. Rule 6- DON'T FREAKING LIE ON THE PROFILE There. Follow those rules and you should do fine. Goof out. How's all that working out for ya Goof?..... 
Dude....I keep getting these 6ft blondes with nice racks asking me out all the time. It's maddening!! 
Face it brother. You are a chick magnet.......
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My Blow up Doll got REAL excited seeing U BUT she demands dinner, wine AND a third date before she inflates for ya!!!   
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If I was 10 yrs younger.......
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Why the heck not. I bet we would have fun!!!
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Why's the picture sideways ... ? And there's no head visible ...
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