Questions that probably aren't possible to answer in a real life situation. But screw it. They need to be asked.

So answer the question and then ask your own. Anything hypothetical, even "this or that" questions.

Who do you think would win in a bare-knuckle boxing match - Abraham Lincoln or Andrew Jackson?

Answer: Andrew Jackson would win just cause he's meaner.

Question: What would happen if the sky fell..down?

I think it depends what part of the sky. If it was just the clouds it would be really foggy all over... and if it stayed that way it would look kinda like Silent Hill. Nobody would be able to drive anymore but if you lived in a high-rise apartment the sky would be really pretty at night.

If you had the choice between a brand new DeLorean or a brand new Chrysler 300 and you had to drive it, couldn't sell it, which would you choose?

I would choose the DeLorean so I could make a time machine out of it and hang out with Doc Brown.

If the planet turns into a post apocalyptic water world would you build and live in a shelter above the water or build and live in a shelter on the water?

Hmmm... I guess I would probably try to build it above the water because given my extremely limited industrial and carpentry skills I would start with whatever was easiest and most likely not to be destroyed when a wave came. BUT! Once I got my skills down - underwater, post-apocalyptic fun park.

Would you rather live in a world full of zombies or vampires? Ya know... Romero style zombies or sentient, non-sparkling vampires.

hummmm well as a pacifist I would prefer a different question...since it is only hypothetical I will say the vampires. They are much more attractive and I could sustain myself by only sucking blood and wouldn't have to rip anyone to shreds.

If there were one more gender other than male and female what would it be called and what would be different. And not a transvestite, that's already taken.

Emale. A gender of super-advanced electro-magnetic signatures presenting themselves through the light spectrum and capable of reproducing telepathically.

Yeah. I think that's kinda original. Hehe.

If everybody in the world could fly, would you rather that everybody had wings or could just do it superman style?

Right on..I knew you'd come up with a good one.

I would prefer wings...they wouldn't be just like birds, they would be collapsible and would open as needed and they would match our style and color of clothing choices. That way it would always be different and beautiful so we wouldn't become bored with our own wings or anyone else's.


You are the last man on earth and it is your responsibility to pro-create and keep our human race from being extinct...
What 4 characteristics/traits..etc, would you choose in your pro-creation partner that would prevent our downfall again in the future?

Sweet! I'm the omega man!
Well... compassion, creativity, intelligence, and patience.

If the sky had to be one shade of one color forever from this point on, even at night, what color would you choose?

Ooooo ouch..take the colors from the sky???

I'd say the deep, night-time, purplish, bluish color we have now. That's my favorite sky color soooo

If were gonna take away colors, lets take them away...
There can only be one eye color, for everyone. What color will it be?

Transvestite is a crossdresser, Transgender is moving from one to other. the word you want is Intersex (mixture of both)

For any one color.. Green.. symbol of nature at its finest hehe

What if humans went extinct.. what would take over from there? hmm

Yep, I stand corrected...was only looking for a word Colin would understand. I'm not up on all the latest as far as that sort of thing goes.

Green..excellent choice!

I suppose bugs would take over, seems to be more of them than anything.

You are told that your death will stop world hunger..it is somehow guaranteed, but it will be a painful death. Do you sacrifice yourself and suffer to end starvation?

.. yes, why not my mental pain is nothin to physical, so lets help the world at the same time :D Maybe teach some jerks the right way to treat others with that kind deed ^^

What would it take to create true, 100%, equality on the planet? lets hear some creativity lol

A planet with only one person on it.

Why can't someone invent a vehicle that has the front half of a car, and the rear half of a goat? And how would you put the gas in?

that idea.. is.. amazing.. lets make it!.. its bad i have 3ds Max up i may 3d this :P

Anywho! it isnt done because certain peoples wont let us mess with genetics to create a car-goat hybrid! But if we could fuel would be.. uhh.. add a feeding device so it can nom grass when your parked somewhere :D

Why hasnt anyone made a killer bunny of death to use in biological warfare yet?

I'm also working on grafting owl wings onto bowling balls to make a new flying weapon for the military. They see this as having more practical applications than grafting air conditioners onto rhinoceroses.

oowwww pepsi in my nose wasnt expecting it! XD great!

Hehe.

Um... let's see. Killer bunnies of death have, in fact, been made in laboratory environments... but the scientists play with them because they're still fluffy and cute and the whole program is abandoned time after time.

Would you give up one of your arms or legs for 17 billion dollars?

wow, that would be tempting...I suppose with 17 billion I could get a limb replaced, rebuilt, bought..that sort of thing. Thinking of all the good I could do with that sort of money, the many ways I could help my children, the poor, needy, starving...
yep, methinks I'd do that...only a arm though, I have to be able to hike and I could do that with one arm, gotta keep my legs.


If you could cross 2 animals and create a new species..what 2 would you cross and what would ya call it?

Hmmm... probably a platypus and an octopus. Something about that just screams "hilariously pointless".

If you were given the option of being granted telepathy to the extent that you could not only read and search through others' minds, but also control them, BUT you could never speak a lie aloud for the rest of your life, would you take the offer?