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Lori, Would you do me? I just perved you and did me..does that count? And you ALWAYS practice safe lunch with condiments... |
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Edited by
Beachfarmer
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Tue 05/11/10 08:51 PM
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 AAAAAAHAAAAAAHA....a narcissistic terrorist.....self defeating......no? LMAO!!!
EDIT:...I would SO get away from myself to do you!!!!!!!!! |
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did you ever please a man or woman without money?
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do you still drop the soap a lot in the shower?
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Edited by
Beachfarmer
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Tue 05/11/10 08:52 PM
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ya but "I" had some
...SOAP and MONEY |
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did you ever please a man or woman without money?
yeah, but I still took the money |
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slut
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for the terrorists...
did you ever blow yourself up and go to heaven? |
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Edited by
Ladylid2012
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Tue 05/11/10 08:57 PM
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actually that would be a ho..
EDIT: responding to Joel slut remark. Get it right Mister.. Don't think a ho blows herself ..maybe |
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for the terrorists... did you ever blow yourself up and go to heaven? if I could...it would BE heaven..and I'd never leave the house ...call me a "Ho" |
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i exploded once and went to heaven - but there were no virgins.
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I ate too much chili once and exploded..it wasn't heavenly at all.
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do you inflate your exaggeration or does it inflate all by itself?
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don't care as long as orafices are in place
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why would your orifice's be out of place? Oh never mind, it'll ruin that moment..I had, with myself.
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can I help "either of you" with a pump?
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i have my own pimp...thanks anyway.
oh, pump,..yes please |
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suction or pressure?
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....aaaas you wiiiiiish" <Princess Bride>
K.....done Lori..Harold.
 G'nite
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g'nite J!
 
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