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I think my brain might explode
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With all that great rapping, Vanilla Ice is thinking he might have a come back chance. Ice...Ice....Baby
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Edited by
msmyka
on
Thu 05/27/10 05:01 PM
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I’m the mother flippin’ Rhymenocerous
My beats are phat and the birds are on my back And I’m horny I’m horny If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede Cos I hit you with my flow The Wild Rhino Stampede. I’m not just wild, I’m trained, Domesticated I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated And subsequently procreated That’s how it goes Here’s the Hiphopopotamus The hip hop hippo They call me the Hiphopopotamus Flows that glow like phosphorous Poppin’ off the top of this esophagus Rockin’ this metropolis I’m not a large water-dwelling mammal Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis? Did Steve tell you that, perchance? Steve. My rhymes and records they don’t get played Because my records and rhymes they don’t get made And if you rap like me you don’t get paid And if you roll like me you don’t get laid. My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist But you lovely bltches and hoes should know I’m trying to correct this. Other rappers dis me Say my rhymes are sissy. Why? Why? Why? What? Why exactly? What? Why? Be more constructive with your feedback, please. Why? Why? Why, because I rap about reality? Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea? There ain’t no party like my nanna’s tea party. Hey! Ho! |
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My rhymes and records they don’t get played Because my records and rhymes they don’t get made And if you rap like me you don’t get paid And if you roll like me you don’t get laid. Word............. 
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I came to get down...I came to get down, so get out'cha seat and jump around....jump around....jump up jump up and get down.
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Do the funky chicken now...
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ay yo i be i be i be i be i be on that money ****
get that sloppy toppy roger copy i be runnin **** money in the air its a festival cause i ba ba ba ba ball no testicales im flyyer then a eagle that balding i throw it back like hair lines thats balding i stay ballin i dont mean spaulding i never answer when the referees calling hahahahaha some raps are just soooo dumb |
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All around the world
We could make time Rompin' and a stompin' 'Cause I'm in my prime Born in the north And sworn to entertain ya 'Cause I'm down for The state of Pennsylvania I try not to whine But I must warn ya 'Bout the girls From California Alabama baby Said hallelujah Good god girl I wish I knew ya I know I know for sure That life is beautiful around the world I know I know it's you You say hello and then I say I do |
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I love how ridiculous my thread is and that theres never been a topic to go off of
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 Isnt that why it's called shenanigans
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The force is strong with this one.
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Isnt that why it's called shenanigans
Yes ma'am |
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Oh great. That's all we needed. A Druish princess.
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2 more hours and I'm FREE
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Lucky I have Aidan until 5 then I have to go pick up my ex's daughter and keep her overnight.... There goes my friday
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Uh why would you do that?
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Cause her mother had a miscarriage this morning and Richie is stuck in Boston til Saturday...Im the only one thats close that Lili is comfortable with..
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Yupp Yupp... I love that lil girl so I'd do anything for her.
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