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I agree. I think a big part of the problems men have with women stem from the fact that they ( men ) are trying to be " what a woman wants " rather than just being who he really IS. I realized long ago that I don't have " game " so I just figured that being me was the better route to take. It took a long time, and some SERIOUS mistakes in choices, but I think I have finally managed to find someone who can actually appreciate me for the strange bird that I am. Now, the trick will be keeping myself from being an idiot and ruining it....lol Dude....I honestly think you will do fine. I know I barely know ya, but if you realize that you don't want to blow this chance, then you are already ahead of the game. |
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I know. But I figure if I keep myself " toned down " a bit....
I won't jinx myself...lol It also helps me to keep on track as far as not taking anything for granted. I have a chance for something really special. I'll do everything I can, including berating myself to not blow it, to make sure I take full advantage of that chance. Thanks for the vote of confidence, Goof. 
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When the world's got ya feelin' down, sometimes you gotta just ask yourself; WWTD?...
... What Would Tattoo Do??? |
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ugh, I hate ordering...
I never know what I want. |
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When the world's got ya feelin' down, sometimes you gotta just ask yourself; WWTD?...
... What Would Tattoo Do??? It's all about the Tattoo. 
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Goodnight HannahHatesBananas....
 ...Sweet dreams of Fluffy Marshmellow and Coconut Clumps. 
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Goodnight HannahHatesBananas.... ...Sweet dreams of Fluffy Marshmellow and Coconut Clumps.
night night. lol...I'll try to dream that... no promises though.  
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Ooh, Ooh, can I have one...PLEASE?
height: as tall or taller than me hair: dark eyes: crisp blue or grey mind : open minded and sharp as a tack! body : healthy - big shoulders, arms and hands! 
sex drive: high 
humor: sweet, funny but not mean spirited or at others expense heart : made of gold religion: Christian spiritual : absolutely job: any, as long as it's honest! |
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I know. But I figure if I keep myself " toned down " a bit.... I won't jinx myself...lol It also helps me to keep on track as far as not taking anything for granted. I have a chance for something really special. I'll do everything I can, including berating myself to not blow it, to make sure I take full advantage of that chance. Thanks for the vote of confidence, Goof.
Your welcome JAG. And hey, I know how you feel. And, I am guessing she will be just as nervous as you dude. So, you two kooky kids just laugh at the nervousness and all will be well. 
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I know. But I figure if I keep myself " toned down " a bit.... I won't jinx myself...lol It also helps me to keep on track as far as not taking anything for granted. I have a chance for something really special. I'll do everything I can, including berating myself to not blow it, to make sure I take full advantage of that chance. Thanks for the vote of confidence, Goof.
Your welcome JAG. And hey, I know how you feel. And, I am guessing she will be just as nervous as you dude. So, you two kooky kids just laugh at the nervousness and all will be well.
JAG...getting the giggles.
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I know. But I figure if I keep myself " toned down " a bit.... I won't jinx myself...lol It also helps me to keep on track as far as not taking anything for granted. I have a chance for something really special. I'll do everything I can, including berating myself to not blow it, to make sure I take full advantage of that chance. Thanks for the vote of confidence, Goof.
Your welcome JAG. And hey, I know how you feel. And, I am guessing she will be just as nervous as you dude. So, you two kooky kids just laugh at the nervousness and all will be well.
JAG...getting the giggles.
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Edited by
msmyka
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Sun 05/02/10 11:18 AM
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Heck yes, I'll place an order!
Hair: Darkish or Baldish Eyes: Any (But Darkish hair with lightish eyes is  )
Body: Athleticish - Stockyish (not so into the skinnyish) Height: Taller than me (I'm only 5'2'' so thats not muchish) 
Sex drive: STAMINAISH (quality over quantity)
Humor: Witty and cleverish Heart: NOT fortified behind a massive wallish Religion: Not so muchish Spiritual: It's all about Karmaish Job: Yesish |
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Heck yes, I'll place an order! Hair: Darkish or Baldish Eyes: Any (But Darkish hair with lightish eyes is
Body: Athleticish - Stockyish (not so into the skinnyish) Height: Taller than me (I'm only 5'2'' so thats not muchish)
Sex drive: I would prefer STAMINAISH (quality over quantity)
Humor: Witty and cleverish Heart: NOT fortified behind a massive wallish Religion: Not so muchish Spiritual: It's all about Karmaish Job: Yesish 
Great orderish.... I forgot bald, I find bald sexy... |
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Glad you likeish
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This is so gonna be a hit. I will close my eyes and pick my best fantasy to add. Oh and not one that will move it to sex and intimacy.
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Goof's final order for his Goofette.
Hair: Not picky, but I do like it to have some length to it for those nights when we play "Pull the hair Goof....and love me long time.". I wasn't into blondes, but after my ex...oh yeah...they are now included. If she has red hair, then I might melt. Eyes: Blue or green do make Goof go ga-ga. If the lady does have darker eyes, then allow me to assess all her other assets to verify datability. Body: I find all women attractive...all sizes. But again, it is the whole package deal. How does her body go with her hair, style, eyes and her attitude. Now, girls with nice boobs do earn points here, but this is an area where Goof doesn't just award THAT many points. It is all about that butt. You have a nice butt that goes with your body, then "Oh My!!!". Schwing!!! Smile: I cannot...I repeat...cannot date a chick who does not smile, or has that blushing grin that makes men smile. And, please, she must have all her teeth. Yeah, I know the old saying. She could give better oral if she didn't have all them teeth, but meh....I want to see nice teeth. Style: I want a geek/dork girl. I will settle for no less. These women are the ultimate in hotness to Goof, and.....they tend to understand me more. If I quote a line from Star Wars, her knowing it would be so awesome. But, if she doesn't know it, but is willing to learn, then I can work with her. I just want her to have that dork/geek sense of style and humor. I need that. Stamina: Go all night like lumberjack. Height: When she is on her back, does it really matter? I don't have a requirement. Just not very short or very tall.
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Goof's final order for his Goofette. Hair: Not picky, but I do like it to have some length to it for those nights when we play "Pull the hair Goof....and love me long time.". I wasn't into blondes, but after my ex...oh yeah...they are now included. If she has red hair, then I might melt. Eyes: Blue or green do make Goof go ga-ga. If the lady does have darker eyes, then allow me to assess all her other assets to verify datability. Body: I find all women attractive...all sizes. But again, it is the whole package deal. How does her body go with her hair, style, eyes and her attitude. Now, girls with nice boobs do earn points here, but this is an area where Goof doesn't just award THAT many points. It is all about that butt. You have a nice butt that goes with your body, then "Oh My!!!". Schwing!!! Smile: I cannot...I repeat...cannot date a chick who does not smile, or has that blushing grin that makes men smile. And, please, she must have all her teeth. Yeah, I know the old saying. She could give better oral if she didn't have all them teeth, but meh....I want to see nice teeth. Style: I want a geek/dork girl. I will settle for no less. These women are the ultimate in hotness to Goof, and.....they tend to understand me more. If I quote a line from Star Wars, her knowing it would be so awesome. But, if she doesn't know it, but is willing to learn, then I can work with her. I just want her to have that dork/geek sense of style and humor. I need that. Stamina: Go all night like lumberjack. Height: When she is on her back, does it really matter? I don't have a requirement. Just not very short or very tall.
Oh Jesus, I'm out of the running before I even got to bat. Go figure! |
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Goof's final order for his Goofette. Hair: Not picky, but I do like it to have some length to it for those nights when we play "Pull the hair Goof....and love me long time.". I wasn't into blondes, but after my ex...oh yeah...they are now included. If she has red hair, then I might melt. Eyes: Blue or green do make Goof go ga-ga. If the lady does have darker eyes, then allow me to assess all her other assets to verify datability. Body: I find all women attractive...all sizes. But again, it is the whole package deal. How does her body go with her hair, style, eyes and her attitude. Now, girls with nice boobs do earn points here, but this is an area where Goof doesn't just award THAT many points. It is all about that butt. You have a nice butt that goes with your body, then "Oh My!!!". Schwing!!! Smile: I cannot...I repeat...cannot date a chick who does not smile, or has that blushing grin that makes men smile. And, please, she must have all her teeth. Yeah, I know the old saying. She could give better oral if she didn't have all them teeth, but meh....I want to see nice teeth. Style: I want a geek/dork girl. I will settle for no less. These women are the ultimate in hotness to Goof, and.....they tend to understand me more. If I quote a line from Star Wars, her knowing it would be so awesome. But, if she doesn't know it, but is willing to learn, then I can work with her. I just want her to have that dork/geek sense of style and humor. I need that. Stamina: Go all night like lumberjack. Height: When she is on her back, does it really matter? I don't have a requirement. Just not very short or very tall.
Oh Jesus, I'm out of the running before I even got to bat. Go figure! Well, their is always a way to bribe me.
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Custom ordering... I like this.
height: taller than me hair: dark eyes: not too picky. though, really dark or blue are nice... mind : open minded about lots of things and intelligent. body : not really skinny or scrawny sex drive: high + stamina 
humor: as long as he can make me laugh, we're good. heart : open religion: not important spiritual : i'm not picky about this job: any |
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