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Marley · 2010-04-25T17:47:18-07:00

...alien life form? Perhaps, a large schwanstucker?

Topic: What qualities would attract you to an ...
Marley Joined Mon 10/02/06 Posts: 3922	Sun 04/25/10 05:47 PM
...alien life form? Perhaps, a large schwanstucker?

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24729	Sun 04/25/10 05:49 PM
if they were considerate enough to pull the spaceship over so I could take a #5..to answer your question humanoid.

Phuque2 Joined Thu 11/20/08 Posts: 4927	Sun 04/25/10 05:50 PM
They are sooooo sexy in hot pants

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 22029	Sun 04/25/10 05:55 PM
I think my ex was an alien life form. Luckily I found my tin-foil hat before she took me into the mothership.

TheresMyFriend Joined Sat 05/19/07 Posts: 2565	Sun 04/25/10 05:55 PM
...alien life form? Perhaps, a large schwanstucker? For me, it would have to be that tight little slotfrontalzackahole!

skydancingA Joined Mon 11/30/09 Posts: 1605	Sun 04/25/10 06:01 PM
...alien life form? Perhaps, a large schwanstucker? A magnetic schwanzstucker, maybe.