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Lets all see how many different oxymorons we can come up with..this should be fun and interesting..okk, I'll start..
My next tattoo I have scheduled to have will be "FOREVER" and "ALWAYS" around my wrist as a bracelet...how much more oxymoron can ya get..LOL ... lets get this rolling and see what everyone comes up with :) |
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Edited by
iam4u
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Mon 04/19/10 07:54 PM
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I DON'T DO DRUGS and I am NOT A MORON,,,THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!
I have heard of many people getting hooked on oxicotton and then they become simple minded morons,,, BUT THATs NOT ME!!!!! |
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Isn't an Oxymoron a college educated idiot?
Shrimp Scampi... Military intelligence... Truthful politicians??? |
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Hot Chili
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Edited by
68chevy
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Mon 04/19/10 08:05 PM
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Isn't it a figure of speech that combines normally contradictory terms?
Happy depression Amazing dullness Quiet Riot Serious Joke |
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Artificial Grass
Bird Dog Junk Food Fast Waiter |
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Good help
good service service with a smile (How can she smile with her mouth full) |
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truthteller politician?
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None of this even matters, cuz it's all the same difference.
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happily married
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quality product from China?
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a little pregnant
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A millionaire mingle2 member.
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affordable housing
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Military Intelligence
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a fine mess
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And adorable bank CEO.
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Government Intelligence
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alone in a crowd
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unmaterialistic woman?
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