Three friends, Dan, Steve, and Joe,are on a deserted island hiking when
they are captured by a tribe. They are taken back to the their village.
The tribal leader comes before them and tells them that they are unwelcome
trespassers on their tribal land. He tells them they must prove their
bravery before he would let them leave, if they failed, they would be put
to death. "Go out into the wilderness and bring back three of the same
kind of fruit, as part one of your quest. You have one hour. If you are
not back, we will hunt you down."

So the men go on their way to search the underbrush for fruit. About 45
minutes later Steve comes back with three apples. The Triabl leader
turns to him and says, "Now for part two of your quest. you must shove all
three of those up your *** without flinching to prove your bravery and
will to live. Only then will we release you. If you fail, you will be
sacrificed." The man thought a moment on how he was going to do this, and
decided to start. He grabbed the first one and started his attempt. It
hurt so bad he started crying, so they put him to death.

About 10 minutes later, Joe shows up carrying 3 berries. The Tribal
leader tells him what he must do, so he begins. 1 in, 2 in, and out of
nowhere he starts cracking up. He couldn't stop laughing, so they put him
to death.

Steve and the Joe meet up in heaven and Steve turns to Joe and says,"what
happened? you were so close." to which Joe starts laughing again and turns
to his friend and says" I couldn't help it. I saw Dan walking up with
Pinapples."