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Edited by
uk1971
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Sun 04/18/10 02:44 AM
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During the last soccer World Cup, a guy was driving home from work when he got caught in a terrible traffic jam that seemed to go on for miles.
While sitting in the traffic, he saw a police officer walking amongst the cars, speaking to each of the drivers. As he got closer, the man called the officer over to him. "Hey. Excuse me officer." said the man to the officer. "What's going on up ahead?" The officer came over and said, "It's an Taliban soccer fan. He's so depressed about his team being knocked out of the World Cup, finishing behind the U.S.A., and the prospect of winning nothing after mouthing off all year about how great they were, that he's threatening to douse himself with petrol and set himself on fire. He says his family hates him and all his mates are making fun of him. I'm walking around taking up a collection for him." "Really?" says the guy. "How much have you collected so far?" "So far," replies the police officer, "only ten litres, but a lot of people are still siphoning."   
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Most excellent!
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