Look out, look out,
Theres an orgasm about.
Its trapped in grandma's shoe.
I try and poke it out with a pencil,
But it just wont shift.

Look out, look out,
Theres an orgasm about.
Its dancing on the telly.
I try and make a grab for it,
But it just gives me a filthy look and warns me not to be so silly.

Look out, look out,
Theres an orgasm about.
Its run amok and hid behind the sofa.
I try and fetch it out with the hoover,
But its firmly wedged in the corner.

Look out, look out,
Theres an orgasm about.
Its crawling up the wall.
I try and catch it with a net on a stick,
But it just fights and escapes out of the window.

Hey!!!

Let me ask ya first.....

Does "orgasm" mean the same thing in England as it does here?

It has to right?

If it does....this is a cool write

if I don't have an orgasm next time. I'll know where to look!!

Very cool write!!!

Hahaha but ya looking in all the wrong places if your version and mine are the same hehehe

Well....

I was always a little.....


Kinky!!!!????

Very funny write dmla

Excuse me.... I'm headed out the window to go chase that thing down.....

Glad you all liked it.

It is a clever write. lol

soooo....that's where it's been!! fun write!!

Thanks bastet126. (Thanks everybody).

A refreshing look into the life of THAT,,,,elusive,,,,miss.lol
Nice work man!!!