So, what are everyone's must have/must not have?

As for me....I am not having any more children. Pregnancy was too
difficult to go through a second time. And there are all the finances
involved.

I have a facial hair issue. Full beards and moustaches are not
acceptable. I like my men clean shaven.

Yes, I smoke. More than I want to. I plan to quit and will do so in my
own sweet time. I was a non-smoker for 9 years and took it back up. I
am respectful and don't smoke around people that are bothered by it.

And if you are still married, find me when the divorce is final. Have
that bumper sticker (it takes a year to get a divorce in NC) and don't
need the drama.

Play with me, everyone!

YOU GO GIRL!!!!

<-----DOES THE BUM JUGG DANCE!!!

Gypsy, I know you have some! Share!

Well, I can never get pregnant... it's just out of the question...

Ohhhhhhhh it would take me all day!!!!! Hmmmm I dont like full beards
either but on the right man it may work. I do not like any human with a
bum on the front...that is just nasty and oh I really dont like the
crack heads!!! Terrible filthy habit that is!!!!

Those are just a few right now.....will have to get back to you on that
because I have to get ready for work soon.

Gypsy, LOL. Those pesky crack heads. The full beard might work on
George Clooney, but knowing me, I would probably ask him to shave it
off.


Transient, there are doctors that can help you with that.

Really?

I asked a nurse last night if my scrub top made me look fat. She said it
made me look pregnant. I told her that I was pregnant with a baby
elephant and the trunk is already showing.

Ok, I was going to say this on the "do men like older women?" thread but
this might be a better place...

If you're looking for serious answers too...

The main reason I'd be ok with a slightly older woman is that I'm tired
of giggly little airheads who run on preconceived ideas about what life
is supposed to give them. I'm ready for a realist...

Rainbow, go take your time out in the naughty corner.

Come on, everyone! Share! I know I am not alone here.

I'm stuck in the house while my car is in pieces out back.

Aw, geez. I never get to have any fun.

Tranisent, I know what you mean. Alas, one day you will miss the
airheads.

What's wrong with your car?

Oh, I have issues with mascara goop... over froo-froo-cation,
superiority complexes, inferiority complexes, girls who think it's cool
to play dumb...

I like Airhead candy. Does that count?

Airheads are fun to argue with because they are impressionable.

The more knowledge you put into an Airhead the less air there is.

Window motor died a slow painful death. Getting it replaced. And a few
other minor things. Still got to get the a/c fixed, but the ex-husband
is doing that for me as a belated mother's day gift.

Mascara goop? Good one, my son calls them eye boogers.

Sorry about the motor. We call them eye boogers, too at the nursing
home. I get to wipe the eye boogers out with a wet wash rag. Have to be
gentle though because old skin can tear.

I had a switch wear out and the symptoms were the same.
Definately a must if you're running on 2/60 air conditioning (2 windows
rolled down, 60mph).

Yeah, eye boogers take all the fun out of staring into her eyes...

Especially when they are crossed and blood shot from too much partying
the evening before.