what dating advice would you give someone (besides don't do it )

what's the best dating advice given to you

be yourself...

Always be real...say what you mean and mean what you say.

love it so far

Don't forget to stop at the drugstore.












Ya never know when ya might need a cough drop.

I knew I was doing it wrong. I would go to the drug store AFTER the date

be honest an just be you

Don't have sex before marriage!! I forgot that one when I was dating!!

what is this sex thing you speak of?

I don't know!! My mom always told me it was a bad thing so I guess I ain't ever had any!!!

Do people still do that?

That was years ago...before I was married!!! Obviously I didn't listen!!!

- Be yourself.

- Make good, common sense choices.

- Have high standards and don't settle (regret is a foul mistake).

- Don't play "victim" and claim "nice guy/nice girl" syndrome.

- Seek someone to compliment you; not complicate you.

- It is much better to be single with a healthy frame of mind than to be in a dysfunctional relationship that is tearing down your esteem.

- Being alone is not being lonely; learn to be happy alone and you will be in a much better “space” to accept someone in your life.

I could NEVER follow this one!

I have to know what the whole "package" looks like, smells like, tastes like and how it performs!

I've dated enough guys and stopped seeing enough guys - because of bad sex, hygiene, etc - to know I need more than a test drive.

Chemistry and sex is just as important as anything else in a relationship. If sex isn't deemed significant then I might as well date my male friends - BUT I already have enough friends that I DON'T sleep with – therefore, I want amazing sex too!

They only way to cement that deal is to sex it up before he puts a ring on it!

If your a woman,,,,NEVER,,,,NEVER,,,say you swallow,,
even WATER,,,as the male date MAY,,,just MAY,,take that wrongly!

Ladies,
AND,,,IF you don't wear underpants,,,,BEWARE OF ANTS!!!!!

Dudes should NEVER think about sex on their first date...
well,,NOT AT THE BEGINNING OF IT ANYWAY!!!!


And Dudes should ALWAYS have a personal protective device in their
possession....
FOR THE ANTS!!!!!

Dudes
NEVER,,,,,,NEVER ask a date to accompany YOU to a Booby club!!!
AGAIN,,,NOT ON THE FIRST DATE,,,


LADIES,,,,NEVER GET ON YOUR KNEES,,,for ANY reasons,,as the man
MIGHT take that action,,,the wrong way!
SO,,let HIM tie your shoe lace,,, WELL,,,wait,,
THAT IS IF YOUR ""NOT""IN A DRESS!!or Mini skirt,,with no panties on.


And FINNALY,,,,STAY VERY FAR AWAY FROM NUDE BEACHES,,,
THATS where the ANTS live....

Do not...err, well...do it?

Enjoy whatever hobbies that you do, of course if the person that you are interested in isn't, that just means you would have something to do whenever they aren't around.

Don't present yourself as needy or clingy (very bad habit if you have developed it)

Be confident in whatever skills that you possess, but at the same time try to remain modest.

Always leave something to surprise them (Also in case there are some hobbies that you believe would be a deal breaker at the early stages of the dating process; it would probably be best to just keep that to yourself until both sides are comfortable with each other.)

I forgot a BIG one!

- Don't yourself in a relationship. Keep your own sense of "self".

My mother used to say:
Don't take seriously what is poked at you in fun..