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Buy me a drink? Anybody? Anybody?...... I have a show to do or something and the bar just flagged me, man........
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Edited by
Dict8
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Tue 03/08/11 05:20 PM
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However....I STILL take requests, dig?
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....cuz', like....this is my JOB, man....and I can't do my job if yr not here, see?
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"These lights are bright, man! Turn em' down."
(our narrators steps on stage.....) "....If ya' got a mirror ball though, man.....turn that ON!!!" O.K. Any requests?
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You and Lude are looking pretty Fabulous yourself!
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So whats on tap...what drink would you like?
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You and Lude are looking pretty Fabulous yourself!
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Dancing Hamsters?
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Dancing Hamsters? We have Pabst on tap. We're on a budget here..... Want one? On the house.
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No... Thank you. I came to flirt not drink.
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No... Thank you. I came to flirt not drink. 
I might wear perpetual beer goggles.....but yr cute!
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(....Piano Man slinks on stage. Rumpled suit....smoking a Marlboro....reeking of cheap whiskey and cologne........ Blinks at the house lights.....)
Turn that **** down, man. Way down. Damn! (Scratches his balls.....) O.K. Let's begin.......
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We have some very serious death anniversaries today, O.K.? Outside of my career, dig?
(audience laughs....) No....but seriously.....any requests?
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wing it man, that's what you do best!
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Well....Kurt died on this day back in....what? 94'? Uh....96'?....I dunno'. I guess "Teen Spirit" is in order, no?
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that smells like about right...
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Edited by
Dict8
on
Tue 04/05/11 05:31 PM
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O.K. I guess a small history lesson is in order here....for those that missed the memo, dig? (drains his drink. Smokes a Marlboro in 3 drags. Lights another.....)
O.K. Late 80's....hair metal ruled, see? Bon Jovi, Motley crue....Poison.....Guns and Roses, see? But....check THIS out, man! Something was brewing in Seattle, see? A musical movement that would eventually make all these bands seem instantly un-cool and, uh...stupid, see? This was the grunge rock movement, dig?......
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dude, which is it?? eventually or instantly?? i want a refund!!
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