Topic: answer a silly Q. ask a silly Q. - part 4 | |
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I can not whistle Ever play a banjo on your knee? ever light the wrong end of a ciggy? |
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Yeah. Could tell right away.
Ever save Bic lighters for their flints to put in your Zippo? |
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No, can't say that I have!
If you had to pick one famous person alive or dead to marry, who would it be? |
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I would hate to marry a dead person because the honeymoon could be boring...so I will say Johnny Depp
Ever listen to someone talk and wonder if they swallowed their butthole? |
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Some of my clients!
Ever shouted out your mothers name during sex? [hope someone else says yes and it's not just me!] |
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O Mommy!
Ever pick on someone your own size? |
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nope I always pick on someone bigger than me
Ever tie a yellow ribbon around an old oak tree? |
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nope I always pick on someone bigger than me Ever tie a yellow ribbon around an old oak tree? ever fall asleep on an air raft floatin in the water? |
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yep
Ever fall asleep in a row boat? |
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no
ever fall asleep at work? |
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nope
Ever fall asleep driving home from work? |
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nope Ever fall asleep driving home from work? ever eat a mud pie? |
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nope
Ever go to put Miracle Grow on your garden and end up spraying it all over yourself? |
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nah
Ever feed your dog Vienna Sausages? |
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does he like vienna sausages?
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No.
Do vienna sausages contain pork by-products? |
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The word wiener means Viennese in German. I thought the sausages came from Vienna. She, my dog really likes them. I found some do have pork by-products. Do you think there might be a weiner conspiracy?
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Possibly.
Could The Attack Of The Weiner Man by Here Come The Mummies be the "Theme" song? |
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Possibly. Could The Attack Of The Weiner Man by Here Come The Mummies be the "Theme" song? ever sleep walk? |
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Not that I'm aware of
Ever get up in the middle of the night and trip cuz ur not awake? |
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