A man walks out of a courthouse after losing a huge lawsuit.
He makes his way over to a bar across the street, enters and orders a dram of single malt.

After a couple of these and still stewing over the defeat he rises and yells at the top of his lungs... ALL LAWYERS ARE ********!!!!

Feeling a little better he sits back down and sips his drink.

As he is sipping, a man at the other end of the bar stands up and yells back... I resent that remark sir!!

The first stands and says... I bet youre a lawyer arent you?
The second just shakes his head and says... no, Im an *******.