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Atlantis75
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I knew that this day would come! Soon, we can buy our own wives and you can have a remote control for them.
They won't divorce or cheat on you (unless you leave your remote control unattended) Japanese professor Hiroshi Ishiguro yesterday unveiled a female android that can laugh and smile as it mimics human expressions. Using a motion-capture system, the robot, called Geminoid TMF, can move its rubber face to imitate a smile, a toothy grin, and a grim-looking frown. Prof Ishiguro, a professor at Osaka University, developed the android with a team of researchers together with Japan's robot maker Kokoro. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1263267/Walking-talking-living-doll-Japanese-scientists-unveil-female-android.html |
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oh great...more competition
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oh great...more competition Don't worry, they share a common flaw...they talk. |
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oh great...more competition Don't worry, they share a common flaw...they talk. oh nice middle.... |
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oh great...more competition Don't worry, they share a common flaw...they talk. oh nice middle.... LOL...but I have NO idea why I've loved them so much. |
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oh great...more competition Don't worry, they share a common flaw...they talk. But these can be turned off with a push of a button. Try that with a real wife. |
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oh great...more competition Don't worry, they share a common flaw...they talk. But these can be turned off with a push of a button. Try that with a real wife. If you put that much thought into pushing the RIGHT buttons you wouldn't want to shut her up cause you'd like what she was saying... just sayin |
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Edited by
Atlantis75
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Mon 04/05/10 07:19 PM
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oh great...more competition Don't worry, they share a common flaw...they talk. But these can be turned off with a push of a button. Try that with a real wife. If you put that much thought into pushing the RIGHT buttons you wouldn't want to shut her up cause you'd like what she was saying... just sayin I hate it when someone would offer herself on a silver platter 24/7. Where is the fun in that? Like Jesus said...try to get a biatch to spread it, there is no challenge to sleep with a prost |
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Who said anything about offering herself..we all know who's REALLY in control, don't we?
A real man would want his girl to be happy and would want to hear what she has to say. Sounds like you put more energy into turning her off than turning her on... I'm pretty sure that quote came from Larry flint, not Jesus.. |
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Who said anything about offering herself..we all know who's REALLY in control, don't we? A real man would want his girl to be happy and would want to hear what she has to say. Sounds like you put more energy into turning her off than turning her on... I'm pretty sure that quote came from Larry flint, not Jesus.. Oh come on, you know me...lol. Of course I listen...most of the time. |
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Holy **** thats awesome
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Edited by
Atlantis75
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Mon 04/05/10 07:33 PM
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Who said anything about offering herself..we all know who's REALLY in control, don't we? I doubt the android will try to gain access to my checking account. A real man would want his girl to be happy and would want to hear what she has to say. Sounds like you put more energy into turning her off than turning her on... I really doubt you know me enough to make judgments like that. I'm pretty sure that quote came from Larry flint, not Jesus.. Whatever...either way, it came from a man. |
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Who said anything about offering herself..we all know who's REALLY in control, don't we? I doubt the android will try to gain access to my checking account. A real man would want his girl to be happy and would want to hear what she has to say. Sounds like you put more energy into turning her off than turning her on... I really doubt you know me enough to make judgments like that. I'm pretty sure that quote came from Larry flint, not Jesus.. Whatever...either way, it came from a man. In keeping with the way men perceive us to be, they will put the "I only want your money " chip in the android. ..that's just how us girls roll. It isn't about how cute ya are, how good ya are in the sack..it's all about the bank account baby!! I don't have to know you..your just another pretty face boy, you guys are a dime a dozen. Yeah..Larry, Jesus, a man is a man is a man, only a man would say such a thing! |
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oh great...more competition Don't worry, they share a common flaw...they talk. I would think that a " mute " button would be standard equipment. LOL |
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Edited by
Atlantis75
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Mon 04/05/10 08:05 PM
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Who said anything about offering herself..we all know who's REALLY in control, don't we? I doubt the android will try to gain access to my checking account. A real man would want his girl to be happy and would want to hear what she has to say. Sounds like you put more energy into turning her off than turning her on... I really doubt you know me enough to make judgments like that. I'm pretty sure that quote came from Larry flint, not Jesus.. Whatever...either way, it came from a man. In keeping with the way men perceive us to be, they will put the "I only want your money " chip in the android. ..that's just how us girls roll. It isn't about how cute ya are, how good ya are in the sack..it's all about the bank account baby!! I don't have to know you..your just another pretty face boy, you guys are a dime a dozen. Yeah..Larry, Jesus, a man is a man is a man, only a man would say such a thing! The biggest problem with women is not being able to self-analyze themselves or "God forbid", ... admit anything they might be doing wrong, but in some cases, it's downright a supremacy thing..knowing the fact that "it's supposed to be the guys doing the 100 miles for them" fills them with this arrogant upper class and self delusional behavior, that the whole world turns around them like they are the center of the galaxy. Nothing better proof, that a woman could just put some silly cartoon or a flower instead of her picture, while keeping her screenname obvious enough to hint there is a female behind it. She could fill her description with boring poems and funky graphics made of fonts and all the things available on the keyboard, or some sprinkly shining heart taken from myspace. They really think, that this supposed to show off some sort of a creativity and "cuteness and innocence" while behind the curtain there might be someone who was stabbing a knife into the back of a man or maxing out his credit cards in the mall for silly useless stuff made in China. They never realize, that men aren't as stupid as they think and they bypass all that silly stuff and after a few emails she gives away herself, and yet she keeps thinking that somehow all the cute stuff played some sort of a part for attracting the guy. And then some women gives away more by the 2nd and 3rd mail and there is a big silence from the other side, and then we got threads popping up how the guys are such an a$$holes. No hon, they aren't a$$holes, they just able to think and see their whole life play off like a movie right front of their eyes with the addition of this woman and it suddenly a good dream turning into a nightmare. |
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Edited by
Ladylid2012
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Mon 04/05/10 08:10 PM
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Who said anything about offering herself..we all know who's REALLY in control, don't we? I doubt the android will try to gain access to my checking account. A real man would want his girl to be happy and would want to hear what she has to say. Sounds like you put more energy into turning her off than turning her on... I really doubt you know me enough to make judgments like that. I'm pretty sure that quote came from Larry flint, not Jesus.. Whatever...either way, it came from a man. In keeping with the way men perceive us to be, they will put the "I only want your money " chip in the android. ..that's just how us girls roll. It isn't about how cute ya are, how good ya are in the sack..it's all about the bank account baby!! I don't have to know you..your just another pretty face boy, you guys are a dime a dozen. Yeah..Larry, Jesus, a man is a man is a man, only a man would say such a thing! The biggest problem with women is not being able to self-analyze themselves or "God forbid", ... admit anything they might be doing wrong, but in some cases, it's downright a supremacy thing..knowing the fact that "it's supposed to be the guys doing the 100 miles for them" fills them with this arrogant upper class and self delusional behavior, that the whole world turns around them like they are the center of the galaxy. Nothing better proof, that a woman could just put some silly cartoon or a flower instead of her picture, while keeping her screenname obvious enough to hint there is a female behind it. She could fill her description with boring poems and funky graphics made of fonts and all the things available on the keyboard, or some sprinkly shining heart taken from myspace. They really think, that this supposed to show off some sort of a creativity and "cuteness and innocence" while behind the curtain there might be someone who was stabbing a knife into the back of a man or maxing out his credit cards in the mall for silly useless stuff made in China. They never realize, that men aren't as stupid as they think and they bypass all that silly stuff and after a few emails she gives away herself, and yet she keeps thinking that somehow all the cute stuff played some sort of a part for attracting the guy. And then some women gives away more by the 2nd and 3rd mail and there is a big silence from the other side, and then we got threads popping up how the guys are such an a$$holes. No hon, they aren't a$$holes, they just able to think and see their whole life play off like a movie right front of their eyes with the addition of this woman and it suddenly a good dream turning into a nightmare. |
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Swiss Inventor already produced the ultimate mandroid.
They call it....The Eroscillator! |
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