get some life in here
thought i was gonna have to call the coroner

Hey Don!
Yeah, it dies time to time.
Honestly, we just don't hold the ladies...

Wellll these ain't laws, but they're good rules to live by. Thank goodness for tech support:

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks,
A Troubled User.
______________________________________

REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under
Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support

Good one Pie!

pat is it going to be as nice tomorrow as today?

I think so.
I have to get the mower out!

at first i thought that pile of grass was my ornamental grass.. yea that is why i was asking i need to get those roses in ground if they arent dead!! thought id charge up my car too while i was at the weeding!

ohhhh better go check my farm! lol.. im not even on facebook just zynga

Yeah, I'll put some water on em.
DON'T reve the engine! Wait for it to warm up!
That has been sitting a long time!

i like the lift it gives me lmao! lifts the car off the ground i wont! ill be good.. dont want anyone looking at that dirty car!

i hope enough gas in it to warm it up! and get to the gas station...

There is a little in the shed.

Boo.




Make sure youre sittin down when u enter here.....remember, this place is kinda on the dead side.....dont want anyone havin a heartattack seeing someone post !!!

Sorry, life is starting to fill up abit now.....

Oh, dont be orry to me.


I havent been in in forever or even on here much as well.



Going on vacate next wk, so def wont be on either.

Where did you find the little guy?

Behind my tv stand.


Looked there SEVERAL times cause hes hhidden there before.But he WASNT there the last few times I searched.


Hard to describe, but he's safely in some water with food and chilaxin......better known as CONFINED TO HIS ROOM !!!



And UNDER RESTRICTION FOR THE WKND !!!