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| Topic: THE VENDING MACHINE GAME - part 3 | |
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and u gotta coupon for "one Free Spin" at the slots
I put in thongs |
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and u gotta coupon for "one Free Spin" at the slots
I put in thongs |
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I got into trouble for having women`s underwear.
Oh, not those type of thongs.
I used them for beachwear on my feet. I put in some Coppertone sunscreen. |
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I still got sun burnt.
I put in a Trojan Vibrator. |
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and out came some DD batteries.
I put in some cherry flavored body lotion |
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I found a woman and put the lotion on her and licked it off.
 
I put in a Viagra tablet.
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Gave it to a Greyhound to help it run faster and win a race.
I put in some leftover Christmas candy. |
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  There goes my diet.
I put in a frozen fruitcake. |
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and out came some bananas, oranges, pears, and cake batter.
I put an extra large condom |
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I used it for a "raincoat"!!!
I put in a Pogo.com one year paid membership. |
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And out came a monopoly board, a roulette wheel, and a puzzle with a picture of ED on it.
I put in a quart of milk. |
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I used the milk to make some instant chocolate pudding.
I put in a chat room.
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Nobody would talk to me.
I put in a video of intimate encounters.
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and out comes the law
I put in frozen fishsticks |
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I added tartar sauce and had a fishsticks dinner.
I put in a large order of french fries. |
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And out came some Chicano Fries.
Eduardo 
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Jesse
I ate the Chicano Fries. 
I put in some jalapeno poppers. |
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and out came some ice cream for the next morning.
I put in a crowbar (Eduardo, )
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I used the crowbar to take that ladies bra off.
I put in catchers equipment. |
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I used the crowbar to take that ladies Genie bra off.
I put in catchers equipment. |
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