Topic: woe is me, pitiful me, whiny threads | |
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My butt itches and I can't scratch it cause I'm in a elevator with a bunch of other people. that's a great place to let out a fart Ya think if I farted people would be too busy gagging and wiping their watering eyes to notice me scratching my butt? exactly...a great distraction In the military we called it a diversion, or a gas attack, I can't remember which. |
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dang it I wanna make one too by sinuses are kiwwin be. De aldergies are turble dis year By dose is awl stobbed ub ad I cain't breed. I'm usin doo maddy kleendexis and by dose id awl rubbed raw.. Ids dribin be crazy. I tink I need sub psuedofed or subbin wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh |
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naaaw I' cutting mysself now. I cut myself so I can feel :( BLOOD
Has any one see What's Eating Gilbert Grape? Great flick!! Leonardo is a dream boat <3 I sharted blood OOOOPS ha ha ha xxxoxo |
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