so I buy a small carton of milk at the store, the expiration date on it was april 15, I open it, pour it in a glass,take a sip and WHAM! the milk is already old! and tastes nasty as f**k!! so I run to the sink and rinse my mouth and brush my teeth so I pour it out and a few little chunks of milk come out....THOSE DAM LIARS!!

I hate that...no matter what you do, you can't get the taste out of your mouth

Lucky you, milk AND yogurt in the same carton.

OMG!! Best snort I've had all day!!! That would have sucked but had it not happened I wouldn't of had anything to laugh at so early in the morning!

no no no!!!! don't snort it. the chunks will get stuck up your nose

I had a serious response all ready and bam!

sorry Jen. Did I ruin your moment?

I swear I hate it when I snort!! I can't help it when I laugh! Oh, I used cheesecloth to filter out the curdles!!

No, not at all! I'm lactose intolerant thank God!!

That's gross. I would so call them up and b!tch them out about that.

I'll never look at milk the same way. it does taste nasty though

okay, first, you might wanna try some hot sauce, like really effing hot like Predator or Ghost. Next, lets assume for a moment that your grocery store didn't lie. It is possible some insensitive prikk or a punk took that milk out of the case, set it on a shelf somewhere, then someone else found it and put it back in the cold case. Hope you saved your receipt and the carton. Pay a visit to the store manager and ask for satisfaction regarding this concern. Maybe they'll let you have a new milk for free, or 2 for 1.

Sorry, couldn't help it, I could have said "If you leave it a bit longer you could have cheese as well".

My high school girlfriend aged like milk.

Hey, Bonny. Excuse me while I vomit a bit in my mouth...

Hey, I've snorted a lot of stuff & milk isn't one of em!

Hey You're excused Please do not mention the V word, had enough of it at work, kids coming to the first aid room for sick bags this week.......... Grrr, why did I sign up as a first aider?!

does bad milk go well with buttered buns????

Can we call it "refunding" then?

Yes it does..............It's called extra thick soured cream!