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Topic: Older men are better because......
mylifetoday's photo
Thu 05/19/11 04:40 PM









Cos they wouldn't leave u alone because they hv 2 attend important meetings @ work, lol
WHAT IF THEY ARE RETIRED OR RETARTED........?????????????



Retired I can handle...retarded, not so much!

I think it's because they have more experience with their tools bigsmile
OK SO ARE THE TOOLS WORK HARDENED...........LOLOL


I surely hope so...still trying to bag me an older man to find out laugh


Exactly what do you mean by "Bag?" :tongue:


you know...um...get him in my sack so to speak bigsmile laugh

why you askin'? Don't think I've forgotten about your loophole mister laugh




So you want to get racked in the sack by bagging a sagging sack??? laugh

What loophole, I don't remember any loophole!! :angel:


rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

slaphead slaphead

Yeah what loophole? Guess I forgot too smokin tongue2



So what happened to this loop around the hole??? :wink: :angel:

fireflysgirl's photo
Thu 05/19/11 05:17 PM










Cos they wouldn't leave u alone because they hv 2 attend important meetings @ work, lol
WHAT IF THEY ARE RETIRED OR RETARTED........?????????????



Retired I can handle...retarded, not so much!

I think it's because they have more experience with their tools bigsmile
OK SO ARE THE TOOLS WORK HARDENED...........LOLOL


I surely hope so...still trying to bag me an older man to find out laugh


Exactly what do you mean by "Bag?" :tongue:


you know...um...get him in my sack so to speak bigsmile laugh

why you askin'? Don't think I've forgotten about your loophole mister laugh




So you want to get racked in the sack by bagging a sagging sack??? laugh

What loophole, I don't remember any loophole!! :angel:


rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

slaphead slaphead

Yeah what loophole? Guess I forgot too smokin tongue2



So what happened to this loop around the hole??? :wink: :angel:



shhhhhh...its a snare whoa :angel:

mylifetoday's photo
Thu 05/19/11 05:34 PM











Cos they wouldn't leave u alone because they hv 2 attend important meetings @ work, lol
WHAT IF THEY ARE RETIRED OR RETARTED........?????????????



Retired I can handle...retarded, not so much!

I think it's because they have more experience with their tools bigsmile
OK SO ARE THE TOOLS WORK HARDENED...........LOLOL


I surely hope so...still trying to bag me an older man to find out laugh


Exactly what do you mean by "Bag?" :tongue:


you know...um...get him in my sack so to speak bigsmile laugh

why you askin'? Don't think I've forgotten about your loophole mister laugh




So you want to get racked in the sack by bagging a sagging sack??? laugh

What loophole, I don't remember any loophole!! :angel:


rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

slaphead slaphead

Yeah what loophole? Guess I forgot too smokin tongue2



So what happened to this loop around the hole??? :wink: :angel:



shhhhhh...its a snare whoa :angel:


Sounds like I will need to be careful where I step then. Don't want to accidentally avoid the snare...

fireflysgirl's photo
Thu 05/19/11 06:29 PM












Cos they wouldn't leave u alone because they hv 2 attend important meetings @ work, lol
WHAT IF THEY ARE RETIRED OR RETARTED........?????????????



Retired I can handle...retarded, not so much!

I think it's because they have more experience with their tools bigsmile
OK SO ARE THE TOOLS WORK HARDENED...........LOLOL


I surely hope so...still trying to bag me an older man to find out laugh


Exactly what do you mean by "Bag?" :tongue:


you know...um...get him in my sack so to speak bigsmile laugh

why you askin'? Don't think I've forgotten about your loophole mister laugh




So you want to get racked in the sack by bagging a sagging sack??? laugh

What loophole, I don't remember any loophole!! :angel:


rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

slaphead slaphead

Yeah what loophole? Guess I forgot too smokin tongue2



So what happened to this loop around the hole??? :wink: :angel:



shhhhhh...its a snare whoa :angel:


Sounds like I will need to be careful where I step then. Don't want to accidentally avoid the snare...


OK...2 steps to the right, come closer, a little closer....haha Gotcha :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: pitchfork pitchfork pitchfork pitchfork pitchfork pitchfork


no photo
Thu 05/19/11 06:53 PM
men of all ages have good things about them - older - younger and in between

it's the person that matters

mylifetoday's photo
Thu 05/19/11 06:55 PM













Cos they wouldn't leave u alone because they hv 2 attend important meetings @ work, lol
WHAT IF THEY ARE RETIRED OR RETARTED........?????????????



Retired I can handle...retarded, not so much!

I think it's because they have more experience with their tools bigsmile
OK SO ARE THE TOOLS WORK HARDENED...........LOLOL


I surely hope so...still trying to bag me an older man to find out laugh


Exactly what do you mean by "Bag?" :tongue:


you know...um...get him in my sack so to speak bigsmile laugh

why you askin'? Don't think I've forgotten about your loophole mister laugh




So you want to get racked in the sack by bagging a sagging sack??? laugh

What loophole, I don't remember any loophole!! :angel:


rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

slaphead slaphead

Yeah what loophole? Guess I forgot too smokin tongue2



So what happened to this loop around the hole??? :wink: :angel:



shhhhhh...its a snare whoa :angel:


Sounds like I will need to be careful where I step then. Don't want to accidentally avoid the snare...


OK...2 steps to the right, come closer, a little closer....haha Gotcha :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: pitchfork pitchfork pitchfork pitchfork pitchfork pitchfork




Do you have me where you want me or do I have you where I want you?? blushing

fireflysgirl's photo
Thu 05/19/11 07:38 PM














Cos they wouldn't leave u alone because they hv 2 attend important meetings @ work, lol
WHAT IF THEY ARE RETIRED OR RETARTED........?????????????



Retired I can handle...retarded, not so much!

I think it's because they have more experience with their tools bigsmile
OK SO ARE THE TOOLS WORK HARDENED...........LOLOL


I surely hope so...still trying to bag me an older man to find out laugh


Exactly what do you mean by "Bag?" :tongue:


you know...um...get him in my sack so to speak bigsmile laugh

why you askin'? Don't think I've forgotten about your loophole mister laugh




So you want to get racked in the sack by bagging a sagging sack??? laugh

What loophole, I don't remember any loophole!! :angel:


rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

slaphead slaphead

Yeah what loophole? Guess I forgot too smokin tongue2



So what happened to this loop around the hole??? :wink: :angel:



shhhhhh...its a snare whoa :angel:


Sounds like I will need to be careful where I step then. Don't want to accidentally avoid the snare...


OK...2 steps to the right, come closer, a little closer....haha Gotcha :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: pitchfork pitchfork pitchfork pitchfork pitchfork pitchfork




Do you have me where you want me or do I have you where I want you?? blushing


Tricked again was I??? pitchfork

Fix yer hat darlin'! Okay...can't see the horns holding it up now laugh

s1owhand's photo
Thu 05/19/11 07:47 PM
We got the best mojo drinker

fireflysgirl's photo
Thu 05/19/11 09:36 PM

We got the best mojo drinker



Yes...older men have the bestest mojo pitchfork

It is aged like good wine smitten

:banana: :banana: :banana: devil devil devil drool drool drool

fireflysgirl's photo
Tue 05/24/11 09:48 PM



drool drool drool drool drool drool drool drool drool

no photo
Wed 05/25/11 06:57 AM


older men may be past the stage of trying to impress their 'boys' in the playground of life,,,


I didn't know they outgrew these things noway


correct

men basically do not change a whole lot as they age as far as I can tell

so no, they do not become accustomed to throwing away their own beer cans

and almost always think with their lower brain unless reminded otherwise

fireflysgirl's photo
Wed 05/25/11 07:18 AM



older men may be past the stage of trying to impress their 'boys' in the playground of life,,,


I didn't know they outgrew these things noway


correct

men basically do not change a whole lot as they age as far as I can tell

so no, they do not become accustomed to throwing away their own beer cans

and almost always think with their lower brain unless reminded otherwise


but older men are easier to keep happy happy

serve beer, throw out cans, cook, and take care of the lower brain.......I got this laugh

no photo
Wed 05/25/11 08:06 AM
older man sometimes mean --------------full portfolio---wallet?

no photo
Wed 05/25/11 08:24 AM




older men may be past the stage of trying to impress their 'boys' in the playground of life,,,


I didn't know they outgrew these things noway


correct

men basically do not change a whole lot as they age as far as I can tell

so no, they do not become accustomed to throwing away their own beer cans

and almost always think with their lower brain unless reminded otherwise


but older men are easier to keep happy happy

serve beer, throw out cans, cook, and take care of the lower brain.......I got this laugh
laugh u obviously learn quickly!!

fireflysgirl's photo
Wed 05/25/11 11:40 AM





older men may be past the stage of trying to impress their 'boys' in the playground of life,,,


I didn't know they outgrew these things noway


correct

men basically do not change a whole lot as they age as far as I can tell

so no, they do not become accustomed to throwing away their own beer cans

and almost always think with their lower brain unless reminded otherwise


but older men are easier to keep happy happy

serve beer, throw out cans, cook, and take care of the lower brain.......I got this laugh
laugh u obviously learn quickly!!


always have been a quick study laugh

Holly4459's photo
Wed 05/25/11 03:40 PM

I saw this online today. It says it perfectly.....

1. You Get Off: He's confident in bed. He knows what he's doing ... and if he doesn't by then, well, then he's hopeless and you don't have to waste your time trying to teach him.

2. He Knows Cool Stuff You Never Heard Of: Generation gaps can be a good thing culture-wise. He can introduce you to music and movies that are totally awesome classics.

3. He's Super Supportive: He's got a career and is secure in his work life, so he’s totally supportive of your ambitions. And probs full of good advice! Not to mention the quarter-life crisis is kinda like the mid-life one.

4. Someone Has Already "Fixed Him Up": That relationship didn’t work out. And now you can reap the benefits of nice shoes and hand towels in the bathroom.

5. He Doesn't Stay Out Late: He might be a ladies' man, but after a certain age, he's not out on the prowl every night in da club lookin' for a fresh piece. He just wants to hang with you.

6. He Knows Himself: Nobody's perfect, and by now, he understands his main foibles. So, he can even communicate them to you to prevent friction.

7. You're The Pretty One: It's shallow, but it's always nice to feel extra sexy.
8. He Doesn't Want To Be Alone: He's already hit that point when men realize they don't want to be all by themselves. Even if they intend to stay confirmed bachelors, they still want company.

9. Salt N' Pepper Hair: So hot. Sure, not every middle-aged guy has got it, but it certainly ups your chances.

10. No More Going Dutch: There won’t be that awkward pause when the check comes; he'll always take it because a man of his years makes more money. You won't even feel the slightest bit guilty.

11. He Is Going To Be This Rad Forever: Some peeps just lose their lust for life at a certain age, but your dude has still got it! He can not only keep up with your young butt, but he piques your interest. You know for sure that time doesn't slow him down. He's always willing to try new things. He's not going to turn into some couch potato all of a sudden. In another 20 years, he’ll still be l-i-v-i-n'.


Give better spankings..."old school" laugh

no photo
Wed 05/25/11 05:00 PM


I saw this online today. It says it perfectly.....

1. You Get Off: He's confident in bed. He knows what he's doing ... and if he doesn't by then, well, then he's hopeless and you don't have to waste your time trying to teach him.

2. He Knows Cool Stuff You Never Heard Of: Generation gaps can be a good thing culture-wise. He can introduce you to music and movies that are totally awesome classics.

3. He's Super Supportive: He's got a career and is secure in his work life, so he’s totally supportive of your ambitions. And probs full of good advice! Not to mention the quarter-life crisis is kinda like the mid-life one.

4. Someone Has Already "Fixed Him Up": That relationship didn’t work out. And now you can reap the benefits of nice shoes and hand towels in the bathroom.

5. He Doesn't Stay Out Late: He might be a ladies' man, but after a certain age, he's not out on the prowl every night in da club lookin' for a fresh piece. He just wants to hang with you.

6. He Knows Himself: Nobody's perfect, and by now, he understands his main foibles. So, he can even communicate them to you to prevent friction.

7. You're The Pretty One: It's shallow, but it's always nice to feel extra sexy.
8. He Doesn't Want To Be Alone: He's already hit that point when men realize they don't want to be all by themselves. Even if they intend to stay confirmed bachelors, they still want company.

9. Salt N' Pepper Hair: So hot. Sure, not every middle-aged guy has got it, but it certainly ups your chances.

10. No More Going Dutch: There won’t be that awkward pause when the check comes; he'll always take it because a man of his years makes more money. You won't even feel the slightest bit guilty.

11. He Is Going To Be This Rad Forever: Some peeps just lose their lust for life at a certain age, but your dude has still got it! He can not only keep up with your young butt, but he piques your interest. You know for sure that time doesn't slow him down. He's always willing to try new things. He's not going to turn into some couch potato all of a sudden. In another 20 years, he’ll still be l-i-v-i-n'.


Give better spankings..."old school" laugh
devil

fireflysgirl's photo
Wed 05/25/11 05:30 PM


I saw this online today. It says it perfectly.....

1. You Get Off: He's confident in bed. He knows what he's doing ... and if he doesn't by then, well, then he's hopeless and you don't have to waste your time trying to teach him.

2. He Knows Cool Stuff You Never Heard Of: Generation gaps can be a good thing culture-wise. He can introduce you to music and movies that are totally awesome classics.

3. He's Super Supportive: He's got a career and is secure in his work life, so he’s totally supportive of your ambitions. And probs full of good advice! Not to mention the quarter-life crisis is kinda like the mid-life one.

4. Someone Has Already "Fixed Him Up": That relationship didn’t work out. And now you can reap the benefits of nice shoes and hand towels in the bathroom.

5. He Doesn't Stay Out Late: He might be a ladies' man, but after a certain age, he's not out on the prowl every night in da club lookin' for a fresh piece. He just wants to hang with you.

6. He Knows Himself: Nobody's perfect, and by now, he understands his main foibles. So, he can even communicate them to you to prevent friction.

7. You're The Pretty One: It's shallow, but it's always nice to feel extra sexy.
8. He Doesn't Want To Be Alone: He's already hit that point when men realize they don't want to be all by themselves. Even if they intend to stay confirmed bachelors, they still want company.

9. Salt N' Pepper Hair: So hot. Sure, not every middle-aged guy has got it, but it certainly ups your chances.

10. No More Going Dutch: There won’t be that awkward pause when the check comes; he'll always take it because a man of his years makes more money. You won't even feel the slightest bit guilty.

11. He Is Going To Be This Rad Forever: Some peeps just lose their lust for life at a certain age, but your dude has still got it! He can not only keep up with your young butt, but he piques your interest. You know for sure that time doesn't slow him down. He's always willing to try new things. He's not going to turn into some couch potato all of a sudden. In another 20 years, he’ll still be l-i-v-i-n'.


Give better spankings..."old school" laugh


Oh hell yeah!!!!

Love that pic Holly flowerforyou

burgundybry's photo
Wed 05/25/11 05:41 PM
"Give better spankings..."old school"

.....don't make me go pirate on ya!!!laugh laugh devil

Ladylid2012's photo
Wed 05/25/11 05:42 PM
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