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Topic: Cook you're own darn breakfast!!!
Tessa02 Joined Tue 02/16/10 Posts: 2519	Tue 03/30/10 07:25 PM
I just got home late & decided to fix me some fried eggs for supper because I was too lazy to cook. Ok, I dropped the eggs in the floor & in my haste to clean up the mess (which I'd just mopped earlier today) I forgot to turn the stovetop off & laid the dishtowel on the eye. Didn't realize it til I smelled smoke!! Anyone want a date? Can you cook breakfast? I really can cook when my mind isn't elsewhere!!! I swear I can!!!

DaveyB Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 18786	Tue 03/30/10 07:27 PM
ROTFLMAO. I've done close, not exactly, but close.

Tessa02 Joined Tue 02/16/10 Posts: 2519	Tue 03/30/10 07:28 PM
ROTFLMAO. I've done close, not exactly, but close. So, I don't guess you're cooking breakfast, eh?

AndyBgood Joined Thu 12/25/08 Posts: 12437	Tue 03/30/10 07:29 PM
I just got home late & decided to fix me some fried eggs for supper because I was too lazy to cook. Ok, I dropped the eggs in the floor & in my haste to clean up the mess (which I'd just mopped earlier today) I forgot to turn the stovetop off & laid the dishtowel on the eye. Didn't realize it til I smelled smoke!! Anyone want a date? Can you cook breakfast? I really can cook when my mind isn't elsewhere!!! I swear I can!!! promise not to eat crackers in bed? ...and refuse to share???

polson Joined Sun 12/31/06 Posts: 28173	Tue 03/30/10 07:30 PM
I can cook a good breakfast..... Who cleans?

Tessa02 Joined Tue 02/16/10 Posts: 2519	Tue 03/30/10 07:30 PM
I just got home late & decided to fix me some fried eggs for supper because I was too lazy to cook. Ok, I dropped the eggs in the floor & in my haste to clean up the mess (which I'd just mopped earlier today) I forgot to turn the stovetop off & laid the dishtowel on the eye. Didn't realize it til I smelled smoke!! Anyone want a date? Can you cook breakfast? I really can cook when my mind isn't elsewhere!!! I swear I can!!! promise not to eat crackers in bed? ...and refuse to share??? I promise!!!!

DaveyB Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 18786	Tue 03/30/10 07:30 PM
ROTFLMAO. I've done close, not exactly, but close. So, I don't guess you're cooking breakfast, eh? I do breakfast really good. 'twas the only meal my first wife would let me cook. Not to suggest I couldn't cook anything else, she was the first to admit I was the better cook (I never told her she was the most gawd-awful cook around) but she felt it was "her job". I'd have given anything if I could have convinced her otherwise

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21823	Tue 03/30/10 07:31 PM
I've done worse, don't ask. And I make a hell of an omelet.

jlove43 Joined Mon 02/22/10 Posts: 5849	Tue 03/30/10 07:32 PM Edited by jlove43 on Tue 03/30/10 07:34 PM
Sorry, girl. Hope you can find something to eat!!

Tessa02 Joined Tue 02/16/10 Posts: 2519	Tue 03/30/10 07:37 PM
Sorry, girl. Hope you can find something to eat!! OMQ!!! In case anyone hasn't figured it out yet...I'm a total clutz!!!

iam4u Joined Fri 10/13/06 Posts: 30096	Tue 03/30/10 07:40 PM
From 14 to age 16,,,,I was a short order cook,,,WHATS THAT TELL YA??? Then,,,,through my 16 year marriage,,,my ex cooked about a year of THAT TIME,,,me the rest,,,,lol,lol SO,,,,GIVE ME YOUR ORDER,,,and it'll be right-up!!!!!lol

jlove43 Joined Mon 02/22/10 Posts: 5849	Tue 03/30/10 07:41 PM
From 14 to age 16,,,,I was a short order cook,,,WHATS THAT TELL YA??? Then,,,,through my 16 year marriage,,,my ex cooked about a year of THAT TIME,,,me the rest,,,,lol,lol SO,,,,GIVE ME YOUR ORDER,,,and it'll be right-up!!!!!lol 2 eggs over easy, link sausage, hashbrowns, italian toast, and a nice hot cup of joe, lickety split please. Oh, and of course whatever Tessa wants!!!

mscherbear Joined Fri 03/07/08 Posts: 15111	Tue 03/30/10 07:43 PM
Maybe you should have just picked the eggs up off the floor and thrown them on top of the fire

burgundybry Joined Mon 03/05/07 Posts: 8084	Tue 03/30/10 07:45 PM
my specialty....soups!

rara777 Joined Thu 10/18/07 Posts: 61408	Tue 03/30/10 07:49 PM Edited by rara777 on Tue 03/30/10 07:52 PM
Sorry, girl. Hope you can find something to eat!! Dayum Jen.Those are some fineeeee looking eggs. I can cook though. My friends tell me that I`m going to make some lady a mighty fine wife someday. Only thing I don`t do is windows.

jlove43 Joined Mon 02/22/10 Posts: 5849	Tue 03/30/10 07:51 PM Edited by jlove43 on Tue 03/30/10 07:52 PM
Sorry, girl. Hope you can find something to eat!! Dayum Jen.Those are some fineeeee looking eggs. Why, thank ya Ed. Ya gotta handle 'em lightly, or else they'll break!! P.S. I heard TESSA has some really nice eggs!!

Tessa02 Joined Tue 02/16/10 Posts: 2519	Tue 03/30/10 07:54 PM
No, Tess HAD some really nice eggs!!! Seems a PB sandwich works in a pinch!

iam4u Joined Fri 10/13/06 Posts: 30096	Tue 03/30/10 07:56 PM
From 14 to age 16,,,,I was a short order cook,,,WHATS THAT TELL YA??? Then,,,,through my 16 year marriage,,,my ex cooked about a year of THAT TIME,,,me the rest,,,,lol,lol SO,,,,GIVE ME YOUR ORDER,,,and it'll be right-up!!!!!lol 2 eggs over easy, link sausage, hashbrowns, italian toast, and a nice hot cup of joe, lickety split please. Oh, and of course whatever Tessa wants!!! WILL THAT BE WITH "JUST" THE APRON "ON" AGAIN ME LADY?

jlove43 Joined Mon 02/22/10 Posts: 5849	Tue 03/30/10 07:57 PM
No, Tess HAD some really nice eggs!!! Seems a PB sandwich works in a pinch! Ed's checking out your OTHER eggs-you know, the ones that didn't hit the floor....

Quietman_2009 Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7430	Tue 03/30/10 08:05 PM
I make a mean meskin breakfast