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I'll be waiting for the day we can say that we are one alone...
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I was going to go out with this other guy, but after I saw him, I knew I should go out with you.
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Breaking up is hard to do, but i still want to date you.
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I was looking for the perfect man, but then I found you!
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I've been thinking of finding the one that makes me whole, and you make a hole in me.
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You are just the cutest thing I ever did see! for a guy like you.
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You do really nice work for someone who has little skill.
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I couldn't have said it better, unless I knew what I was talking about.
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No buddy ugly after 2 in the morning.
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Your sweet but i had sweeter.
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I'd take you out on a date if I had the time, unfortunatly I have to work for the next three years.
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Do I know you?
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I would love to be closer to you, but I have to protect your heart from me.
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It's me, not you
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You're so bright your mama should have named you sunshine
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If I only had a dime for everyone I have liked before you.
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I wouldn't sh-t you. Your my favorite t-rd.
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You remind me of my x-husband. In a good way.
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You remind me of my x-husband. In a good way. LOL Thats funny!!! |
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Beauty can be a curse, it must be nice to be so blessed!
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