A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have.

Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.

"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."
"But, I always buy it here," says the blonde.

"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist.
"Yes," said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."

She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant"

Annoyed, the blonde snatches the deodorant back and reads out loud from the container.........

"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."

lmfao

thats a good one


a blonde , a red head and a brunette are in a barn hiding from cops they all get into separate potato sacks and wait till the cops leave in stead the cops come in and tap each bag

a cop taps the red heads bag she goes "meow"
cop says its a cat moves on

cop taps the brunette's bag she goes "woof"
cops says its a dog moves on

cop taps the blondes's she goes "potato"

lmao