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Edited by
Kings_Knight
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Tue 03/23/10 09:14 AM
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Just when y' thought 'juvenile' behavior was restricted to kids ...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1. Press random numbers on your phone while ordering. Ask the order taker to stop doing that. 2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it. 3. Say you'll be able to pay for this when the movie people call back. 4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal. 5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation." 6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder. 7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up. 8. Answer their questions with questions. 9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition - ask if they have something outlandishly sinful. 10. Use these bonus words in the conversation: ROBUST / FREE-SPIRITED / COST-EFFICIENT / SYSTEM. 11. Tell them you want the crust on top this time. 12. Sing the order to the tune of your favorite song from Metallica's "Master of Puppets" CD. 13. Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out. 14. Put an extra edge in your voice when you say "crazy bread", 15. Stutter on the letter "p." 16. Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g., If you call Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!) 17. Ask what the order taker is wearing. 18. Order a slice, not a whole pizza. 19. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you. 20. Rattle off your order with a determined air. If asked "Would you like drinks with that?", panic and become disoriented. 21. Tell the order taker you're depressed. Get him / her to cheer you up. 22. Start your order with "I'd like ... ". A little later, slap yourself and say "No, I don't." 23. If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say "OK. That'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window." 24. Rent a pizza. 25. Ask if the pizza is organically grown. 26. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief. 27. Ask for the guy who took your order last time. 28. Order a one-inch pizza. 29. Order term life insurance. 30. If any of these are rejected by the order taker, say (in your best pouty voice) "The last guy let me do it." |
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Just when y' thought 'juvenile' behavior was restricted to kids ... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1. Press random numbers on your phone while ordering. Ask the order taker to stop doing that. 2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it. 3. Say you'll be able to pay for this when the movie people call back. 4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal. 5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation." 6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder. 7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up. 8. Answer their questions with questions. 9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition - ask if they have something outlandishly sinful. 10. Use these bonus words in the conversation: ROBUST / FREE-SPIRITED / COST-EFFICIENT / SYSTEM. 11. Tell them you want the crust on top this time. 12. Sing the order to the tune of your favorite song from Metallica's "Master of Puppets" CD. 13. Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out. 14. Put an extra edge in your voice when you say "crazy bread", 15. Stutter on the letter "p." 16. Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g., If you call Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!) 17. Ask what the order taker is wearing. 18. Order a slice, not a whole pizza. 19. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you. 20. Rattle off your order with a determined air. If asked "Would you like drinks with that?", panic and become disoriented. 21. Tell the order taker you're depressed. Get him / her to cheer you up. 22. Start your order with "I'd like ... ". A little later, slap yourself and say "No, I don't." 23. If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say "OK. That'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window." 24. Rent a pizza. 25. Ask if the pizza is organically grown. 26. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief. 27. Ask for the guy who took your order last time. 28. Order a one-inch pizza. 29. Order term life insurance. 30. If any of these are rejected by the order taker, say (in your best pouty voice) "The last guy let me do it." |
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Thats kind of funny......I have a friend that insists on ordering a whopper from Mcdonalds and a Bigmac from Burger king. He honestly thinks its funny every single time.
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Thats kind of funny......I have a friend that insists on ordering a whopper from Mcdonalds and a Bigmac from Burger king. He honestly thinks its funny every single time.
That is because it is........... 
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Very funny...reminds me when we used to make prank phone calls...way before we had caller ID.
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Very funny...reminds me when we used to make prank phone calls...way before we had caller ID.
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I don't know why...but I laughed almost all the way through this!! VERY FUNNY!! Thanks for making me actually LOL
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