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A gift certificate to Barnes&Nobles.
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A new little Black Book
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A new little Black Book with ratings and comments. |
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Her hearts desire
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A gift certificate to Victoria Secret.
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These will give you an edge on the competition, and improve your stroke simultaneously. Enjoy!...
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a couple of rolls of paper towels
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a big cookie....mmmmmmm
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A basketful of hugs...
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A magic wand.
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You can never have too many fingers...
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A monkey butt scratcher
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Sick and tired of internet dating? Just plain sick and tired of being sick and tired?? Well, after a few moments with this lovely gift you'll finally get the rest you deserve...
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A hot dog shrinker
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Probably a shot of tequila to break up the monotony of being a waterbearer
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A case of tic tacs
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Tickets to ''The Price is Right Show'' so that I can see him jump up and down hysterically when his name is called to ''Come On Down''.
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One free token for a slide ride redeemable at the nearest Poop Shoot...
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One free token for a slide ride redeemable at the nearest Poop Shoot... A bottle with a Jeannie inside,cool huh? cool huh? |
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A rubber glove so she can spank herself anytime she wants
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